22 St. Patrick's Day Mugshots That Were Anything But Lucky

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Vote up the people who clearly did not have the luck of the Irish.

If there’s one day when you can expect every person with even a tangential Irish heritage to go ham, it’s Saint Patrick’s Day, the green, beer-soaked day that always devolves into a hijinks-filled weekend. The mixture of large quantities of alcohol and rowdy lads and lasses ensure most St. Patrick's Day crimes involve either a brawl, public intoxication, or a combination of the two.

But some of the St. Patty's Day arrests covered on this list branch out into lesser blarney stone crimes like masturbating during a parade and robbing a church; still illegal, but not quite in the spirit of St. Paddy's, no? Take a look at these St. Patrick's Day mugshots and try to figure out which person who partied too hard did what. If these green goblins look all greener than usual, it's probably from envying your freedom. 

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  • 1
    89 VOTES

    The Angriest Irishman

    The Angriest Irishman
    Photo: Tangipahoa Parish S.O.
  • 2
    54 VOTES

    Why You Don't Touch Another Man's Green Beer

    Why You Don't Touch Another Man's Green Beer
    Photo: YARMOUTH POLICE
  • 3
    36 VOTES

    His Prayers To Not Be Made Fun Of On The Internet Went Unanswered

    His Prayers To Not Be Made Fun Of On The Internet Went Unanswered
    Photo: Sullivan County
  • 4
    67 VOTES

    Holy Sh*t It's A Real Leprechaun

    Holy Sh*t It's A Real Leprechaun
    Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY