Total Nerd These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For  

Tucker DeSaulnier
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List Rules Vote up all the droids that are NOT C-3PO or R2-D2.

One typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers pulled over a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. There were wall to wall Star Wars droids on board, with some whiny moisture farmer kid behind the wheel and old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Imperial authorities didn't need to see their identification because the Jedi-looking geriatric waved a hand and declared, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Darth Vader's shock troops noted that passengers included Star Wars robots like BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, along with a worthless battle droid that just kept firing into the air and repeating "Roger, roger!" They found every type of Star Wars droid, but not the astromech and protocol droids they were combing the desert looking for. Nope, nothing to see there but a bunch of droids that definitely weren't R2-D2 or C-3PO.

The entirely insignificant farm boy and the totally guileless old timer went on about their business. To pass the time after the routine traffic stop, the vigilant stormtoopers then made a comprehensive list of Star Wars droids they'd seen this side of the Dune Sea so far, not one of which was carrying hugely important Death Star plans. They even voted up the droids that they most wished could hang out in the local cantina, if only the barkeep weren't so prejudiced.
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177 32
K-2S0 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
K-2S0

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2
270 116
BB-8 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
BB-8

3
158 92
Droideka is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Droideka

4
147 92
IG-88 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

5
139 91
Ig-100 Magnaguard is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Ig-100 Magnaguard

6
136 95
Mouse Droid is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Mouse Droid

7
129 91
Probe Droid is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Probe Droid

8
119 93
R5-d4 is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R5-d4

9
116 90
2-1B Surgical Droid is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
2-1B Surgical Droid

10
100 80
Interrogation Droid is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Interrogation Droid

11
112 93
Super Battle Droid is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Super Battle Droid

12
116 105
Battle droid is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

13
94 83
R4-P Astromech Droid is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R4-P Astromech Droid

14
97 92
Pit Droid is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Pit Droid

15
94 90
IG-227 Hailfire Droid is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
IG-227 Hailfire Droid

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16
76 85
Power Droid is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Power Droid

17
67 75
RA-7 Protocol Droid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RA-7 Protocol Droid

18
74 84
Vulture Droid is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Vulture Droid

19
71 81
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid

20
66 81
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid

21
67 83
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid

22
66 82
Buzz Droid is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Buzz Droid

23
64 80
WED Treadwell Repair Droid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WED Treadwell Repair Droid

24
61 79
4-lom is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
4-lom

25
58 93
Chroon-Tan-B Machine is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Chroon-Tan-B Machine

26
48 80
OG-9 Homing Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
OG-9 Homing Spider Droid

27
44 82
WA-7 Service Droid (FLO) is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WA-7 Service Droid (FLO)

28
36 83
RX Series Pilot Droid is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RX Series Pilot Droid

29
23 117
Motorola Droid Turbo is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Motorola Droid Turbo