Total Nerd These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For  

Tucker DeSaulnier
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List Rules Vote up all the droids that are NOT C-3PO or R2-D2.

One typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers pulled over a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. There were wall to wall Star Wars droids on board, with some whiny moisture farmer kid behind the wheel and old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Imperial authorities didn't need to see their identification because the Jedi-looking geriatric waved a hand and declared, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Darth Vader's shock troops noted that passengers included Star Wars robots like BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, along with a worthless battle droid that just kept firing into the air and repeating "Roger, roger!" They found every type of Star Wars droid, but not the astromech and protocol droids they were combing the desert looking for. Nope, nothing to see there but a bunch of droids that definitely weren't R2-D2 or C-3PO.

The entirely insignificant farm boy and the totally guileless old timer went on about their business. To pass the time after the routine traffic stop, the vigilant stormtoopers then made a comprehensive list of Star Wars droids they'd seen this side of the Dune Sea so far, not one of which was carrying hugely important Death Star plans. They even voted up the droids that they most wished could hang out in the local cantina, if only the barkeep weren't so prejudiced.

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207 45
K-2S0 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
K-2S0

2
299 127
BB-8 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

3
178 104
Droideka is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Droideka

4
159 101
Ig-100 Magnaguard is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Ig-100 Magnaguard

5
162 104
IG-88 is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

6
155 107
Mouse Droid is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Mouse Droid

7
141 107
Probe Droid is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Probe Droid

8
131 100
2-1B Surgical Droid is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
2-1B Surgical Droid

9
128 99
Super Battle Droid is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Super Battle Droid

10
133 109
Battle droid is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

11
127 106
R5-d4 is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R5-d4

12
109 92
Interrogation Droid is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Interrogation Droid

13
113 100
Pit Droid is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Pit Droid

14
103 97
IG-227 Hailfire Droid is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
IG-227 Hailfire Droid

15
100 94
R4-P Astromech Droid is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R4-P Astromech Droid

16
82 92
Vulture Droid is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Vulture Droid

17
82 95
Power Droid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Power Droid

18
77 91
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid

19
72 85
RA-7 Protocol Droid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RA-7 Protocol Droid

20
7 2
L3-37 is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
L3-37

21
73 90
Buzz Droid is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Buzz Droid

22
73 90
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid

23
68 87
WED Treadwell Repair Droid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WED Treadwell Repair Droid

24
69 90
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid

25
63 88
4-lom is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
4-lom

26
65 99
Chroon-Tan-B Machine is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Chroon-Tan-B Machine

27
54 84
OG-9 Homing Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
OG-9 Homing Spider Droid

28
51 88
WA-7 Service Droid (FLO) is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WA-7 Service Droid (FLO)

29
42 87
RX Series Pilot Droid is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RX Series Pilot Droid

30
26 126
Motorola Droid Turbo is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Motorola Droid Turbo