Total Nerd These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For  

Tucker DeSaulnier
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List Rules Vote up all the droids that are NOT C-3PO or R2-D2.

One typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers pulled over a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. There were wall to wall Star Wars droids on board, with some whiny moisture farmer kid behind the wheel and old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Imperial authorities didn't need to see their identification because the Jedi-looking geriatric waved a hand and declared, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Darth Vader's shock troops noted that passengers included Star Wars robots like BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, along with a worthless battle droid that just kept firing into the air and repeating "Roger, roger!" They found every type of Star Wars droid, but not the astromech and protocol droids they were combing the desert looking for. Nope, nothing to see there but a bunch of droids that definitely weren't R2-D2 or C-3PO.

The entirely insignificant farm boy and the totally guileless old timer went on about their business. To pass the time after the routine traffic stop, the vigilant stormtoopers then made a comprehensive list of Star Wars droids they'd seen this side of the Dune Sea so far, not one of which was carrying hugely important Death Star plans. They even voted up the droids that they most wished could hang out in the local cantina, if only the barkeep weren't so prejudiced.
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1
194 40
K-2S0 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
K-2S0

2
287 122
BB-8 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

3
167 103
Droideka is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Droideka

4
155 101
IG-88 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

5
150 98
Ig-100 Magnaguard is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Ig-100 Magnaguard

6
146 103
Mouse Droid is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Mouse Droid

7
132 104
Probe Droid is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Probe Droid

8
123 97
2-1B Surgical Droid is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
2-1B Surgical Droid

9
120 98
Super Battle Droid is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Super Battle Droid

10
123 103
R5-d4 is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R5-d4

11
125 109
Battle droid is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

12
103 90
Interrogation Droid is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Interrogation Droid

13
100 95
IG-227 Hailfire Droid is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
IG-227 Hailfire Droid

14
97 92
R4-P Astromech Droid is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R4-P Astromech Droid

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15
102 100
Pit Droid is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Pit Droid

16
79 90
Vulture Droid is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Vulture Droid

17
75 88
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid

18
78 94
Power Droid is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Power Droid

19
69 83
RA-7 Protocol Droid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RA-7 Protocol Droid

20
70 88
Buzz Droid is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Buzz Droid

21
68 87
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid

22
69 89
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid

23
66 85
WED Treadwell Repair Droid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WED Treadwell Repair Droid

24
61 86
4-lom is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
4-lom

25
53 82
OG-9 Homing Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
OG-9 Homing Spider Droid

26
61 97
Chroon-Tan-B Machine is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Chroon-Tan-B Machine

27
47 87
WA-7 Service Droid (FLO) is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WA-7 Service Droid (FLO)

28
40 86
RX Series Pilot Droid is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RX Series Pilot Droid

29
24 124
Motorola Droid Turbo is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Motorola Droid Turbo