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These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For  

Tucker DeSaulnier
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List Rules Vote up all the droids that are NOT C-3PO or R2-D2.

One typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers pulled over a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. There were wall to wall Star Wars droids on board, with some whiny moisture farmer kid behind the wheel and old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Imperial authorities didn't need to see their identification because the Jedi-looking geriatric waved a hand and declared, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Darth Vader's shock troops noted that passengers included Star Wars robots like BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, along with a worthless battle droid that just kept firing into the air and repeating "Roger, roger!" They found every type of Star Wars droid, but not the astromech and protocol droids they were combing the desert looking for. Nope, nothing to see there but a bunch of droids that definitely weren't R2-D2 or C-3PO.

The entirely insignificant farm boy and the totally guileless old timer went on about their business. To pass the time after the routine traffic stop, the vigilant stormtoopers then made a comprehensive list of Star Wars droids they'd seen this side of the Dune Sea so far, not one of which was carrying hugely important Death Star plans. They even voted up the droids that they most wished could hang out in the local cantina, if only the barkeep weren't so prejudiced.
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K-2S0 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
K-2S0
2
BB-8 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
3
Droideka is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Droideka
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IG-88 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
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Ig-100 Magnaguard is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Ig-100 Magnaguard
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L3-37 is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
L3-37
7
Mouse Droid is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Mouse Droid
8
Super Battle Droid is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Super Battle Droid
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Probe Droid is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Probe Droid
10
Battle droid is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
11
2-1B Surgical Droid is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
2-1B Surgical Droid
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Interrogation Droid is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Interrogation Droid
13
R5-d4 is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R5-d4
14
IG-227 Hailfire Droid is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
IG-227 Hailfire Droid
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R4-P Astromech Droid is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R4-P Astromech Droid
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Pit Droid is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Pit Droid
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Vulture Droid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Vulture Droid
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DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid
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RA-7 Protocol Droid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RA-7 Protocol Droid
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Buzz Droid is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Buzz Droid
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Power Droid is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Power Droid
22
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid
23
WED Treadwell Repair Droid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WED Treadwell Repair Droid
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EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid
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4-lom is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
4-lom