Total Nerd These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For  

Tucker DeSaulnier
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List Rules Vote up all the droids that are NOT C-3PO or R2-D2.

One typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers pulled over a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. There were wall to wall Star Wars droids on board, with some whiny moisture farmer kid behind the wheel and old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Imperial authorities didn't need to see their identification because the Jedi-looking geriatric waved a hand and declared, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Darth Vader's shock troops noted that passengers included Star Wars robots like BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, along with a worthless battle droid that just kept firing into the air and repeating "Roger, roger!" They found every type of Star Wars droid, but not the astromech and protocol droids they were combing the desert looking for. Nope, nothing to see there but a bunch of droids that definitely weren't R2-D2 or C-3PO.

The entirely insignificant farm boy and the totally guileless old timer went on about their business. To pass the time after the routine traffic stop, the vigilant stormtoopers then made a comprehensive list of Star Wars droids they'd seen this side of the Dune Sea so far, not one of which was carrying hugely important Death Star plans. They even voted up the droids that they most wished could hang out in the local cantina, if only the barkeep weren't so prejudiced.
list ordered by
1
235 48
K-2S0 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
K-2S0
2
320 135
BB-8 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
3
199 111
Droideka is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Droideka
4
186 108
IG-88 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
5
179 105
Ig-100 Magnaguard is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Ig-100 Magnaguard
6
171 115
Mouse Droid is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Mouse Droid
7
147 104
Super Battle Droid is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Super Battle Droid
8
155 114
Probe Droid is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Probe Droid
9
146 109
2-1B Surgical Droid is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
2-1B Surgical Droid
10
151 115
Battle droid is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
11
143 111
R5-d4 is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R5-d4
12
127 97
Interrogation Droid is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Interrogation Droid
13
126 108
Pit Droid is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Pit Droid
14
117 103
IG-227 Hailfire Droid is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
IG-227 Hailfire Droid
15
112 99
R4-P Astromech Droid is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
R4-P Astromech Droid
16
27 8
L3-37 is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
L3-37
17
94 96
Vulture Droid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Vulture Droid
18
87 97
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
DSD1 Dwarf Spider Droid
19
80 91
RA-7 Protocol Droid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
RA-7 Protocol Droid
20
83 95
Buzz Droid is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Buzz Droid
21
88 103
Power Droid is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
Power Droid
22
79 96
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
TT-8L/Y7 Gatekeeper Droid
23
74 95
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
EV-9D9 Supervisor Droid
24
73 94
WED Treadwell Repair Droid is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
WED Treadwell Repair Droid
25
67 94
4-lom is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For
4-lom