One typical Tatooine Tuesday, stormtroopers pulled over a droid party bus sandcrawling through Mos Eisley. There were wall to wall Star Wars droids on board, with some whiny moisture farmer kid behind the wheel and old Ben Kenobi riding shotgun. Imperial authorities didn't need to see their identification because the Jedi-looking geriatric waved a hand and declared, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Darth Vader's shock troops noted that passengers included Star Wars robots like BB-8, 4-LOM, and IG-88, along with a worthless battle droid that just kept firing into the air and repeating "Roger, roger!" They found every type of Star Wars droid, but not the astromech and protocol droids they were combing the desert looking for. Nope, nothing to see there but a bunch of droids that definitely weren't R2-D2 or C-3PO.The entirely insignificant farm boy and the totally guileless old timer went on about their business. To pass the time after the routine traffic stop, the vigilant stormtoopers then made a comprehensive list of Star Wars droids they'd seen this side of the Dune Sea so far, not one of which was carrying hugely important Death Star plans. They even voted up the droids that they most wished could hang out in the local cantina, if only the barkeep weren't so prejudiced.