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The Best Star Wars Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated June 19, 2020 40.7k votes 5.3k voters 812.5k views 25 items

List Rules Vote up any joke that will make Star Wars fans laugh

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a list of jokes for Star Wars fans and it was your job to vote on which of those jokes was the funniest. Whether you’re a fan of rebel alliance puns or yo mama jokes about Emperor Palpatine, we’ve got you covered, kid. Don’t worry, this list of jokes about Star Wars isn’t a trap, we wouldn’t do that to you. Unless trap means a collection of sentences meant to make you laugh until you can’t see straight. If so, then yes, this list of cute Star Wars jokes is a trap.

As our main man Yoda would say, “do or do not read this list, there is no try.” Except we REALLY want you to read this list of the funniest Star Wars jokes. We know the jokes on this list are going to make the death star in your heart turn into a celebration in Ewok village, including the weird song and dance routine. Whether you’re an old school Star Wars fan that’s still mad about what George Lucas did to your childhood, or you’re new to the Star Wars game and love every second of the hexology (even Jar Jar), there’s a joke for you on this list of the funniest jokes about Star Wars.

So use the force, or your home computation droid to vote on which one of these Star Wars jokes is the funniest. Doesn’t really matter to us, just as long as our hilarious list kept you from going to the dark side. After you are finished voting on the funniest Star Wars jokes, head on over and vote on the funniest Pokemon jokes!

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What Did Obi Wan Tell Luke When He Had Trouble Eating Chinese Food?
What Did Obi Wan Tell Lu... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
Photo:  Steven Miller/Flickr/CC BY 2.0
Use the forks Luke.
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How Is Duct Tape Like The Force?
How Is Duct Tape Like Th... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
Photo:  Craig Bennett/Flickr/CC BY-NC 2.0

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. 

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What Did Chewbacca Call His Website That Gave Away Empire Secrets?
What Did Chewbacca Call ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
Photo:  Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Wookieeleaks 

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We Don't Want To Sound Racist,
We Don't Want To Sound R... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
Photo:  torbakhopper/Flickr/CC BY-ND 2.0
But all stormtroopers look the same to us. 
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