Total Nerd The Best Star Wars Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any joke that will make Star Wars fans laugh

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a list of jokes for Star Wars fans and it was your job to vote on which of those jokes was the funniest. Whether you’re a fan of rebel alliance puns or yo mama jokes about Emperor Palpatine, we’ve got you covered, kid. Don’t worry, this list of jokes about Star Wars isn’t a trap, we wouldn’t do that to you. Unless trap means a collection of sentences meant to make you laugh until you can’t see straight. If so, then yes this list of cute Star Wars jokes is a trap.

As our main man Yoda would say, “do or do not read this list, there is no try.” Except we REALLY want you to read this list of the funniest Star Wars jokes. We know the jokes on this list are going to make the death star in your heart turn into a celebration in Ewok village, including the weird song and dance routine. Whether you’re an old school Star Wars fan that’s still mad about what George Lucas did to your childhood, or you’re new to the Star Wars game and love every second of the hexology (even Jar Jar), there’s a joke for you on this list of the funniest jokes about Star Wars.

So use the force, or your home computation droid to vote on which one of these Star Wars jokes is the funniest. Doesn’t really matter to us, just as long as our hilarious list kept you from going to the dark side.
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What Did Obi Wan Tell Luke When He Had Trouble Eating Chinese Food?


What Did Obi Wan Tell Luke Whe... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
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Use the forks Luke.
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We Don't Want To Sound Racist,


We Don't Want To Sound Racist, is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
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But all stormtroopers look the same to us. 
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How Is Duct Tape Like The Force?


How Is Duct Tape Like The Forc... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
Photo: Craig Bennett/Flickr

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. 

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What Did Chewbacca Call His Website That Gave Away Empire Secrets?


What Did Chewbacca Call His We... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Star Wars Jokes
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