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All the Opening Sentences from Stephen King Books, Ranked  

Jacoby Bancroft
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The first lines in Stephen King books set the stage for the stories that follow. Over his long career, King has written opening sentences that are funny, informative, scary, and downright odd. But which one is the best?

Is it the simple statement about the gunslinger following the man in black through the desert in The Gunslinger, the novel that begins his epic eight-novel fantasy cycle? Is it the more in-depth breakdown of the Boston Globe reporter's surroundings in The Colorado Kid? Is it the random gurgles and moans that kick off Misery? Or is it something else entirely?

There's certainly not a shortage to chose from. Check out the list below to view every first sentence from King's novels and vote up your favorite ones! 

list ordered by
1
The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years - if it ever did end - began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain.
It
2
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger 
3
The world had teeth and it could bite you with them anytime it wanted.
The Girl who Loved Tom Gordon 
4
YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
Needful Things
5
Once upon a time, not so long ago, a monster came to the small town of Castle Rock, Maine.
Cujo
6
She sits in the corner, trying to draw air out of a room which seemed to have plenty just a few minutes ago and now seems to have none.
Rose Madder
7
On the second day of December in a year when a Georgia peanut farmer was doing business in the White House, one of Colorado's great resort hotels burned to the ground.
Doctor Sleep
8
People's lives - their real lives, as opposed to their simple physical existences - begin at different times.
The Dark Half
9
Jack Torrance thought: Officious little pr*ck.
The Shining
10
Almost everyone thought the man and the boy were father and son.
'Salem's Lot
11
No one - least of all Dr. Litchfield - came right out and told Ralph Roberts that his wife was going to die, but there came a time when Ralph understood without needing to be told.
Insomnia
12
Louis Creed, who had lost his father at three and who had never known a grandfather, never expected to find a father as he entered his middle age, but that was exactly what happened...although he called this man a friend, as a grown man must do when he finds the man who should have been his father relatively late in life.
Pet Sematary
13
I have never been what you’d call a crying man.
11/22/63
14
This happened in 1932, when the state penitentiary was still at Cold Mountain.
The Green Mile
15
This is the story of a lover's triangle, I suppose you'd say - Arnie Cunningham, Leigh Cabot, and, of course, Christine.
Christine
16
Pere Don Callahan had once been the Catholic priest of a town, 'Salem's Lot had been its name, that no longer existed on any map.
The Dark Tower: The Dark Tower
17
On September 15th, 1981, a boy named Jack Sawyer stood where the water and land come together, hands in the pockets of his jeans, looking out at the steady Atlantic.
The Talisman 
18
The event that came to be known as The Pulse began at 3:03 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on the afternoon of October 1.
Cell
19
By the time he graduated from college, John Smith had forgotten all about the bad fall he took on the ice that January day in 1953.
The Dead Zone
20
SSDD, it became their motto, and Jonesy couldn't for the life of him remember which of them started saying it first.
Dreamcatcher
21
"ASK ME A RIDDLE," Blaine invited.
The Dark Tower: Wizard and Glass
22
Somewhere, high above, the moon shines down, fat and full - but here, in Tarker's Mills, a January blizzard has choked the sky with snow.
Cycle of the Werewolf
23
Jessie could hear the back door banging lightly, randomly, in the October breeze blowing around the house.
Gerald's Game
24
"How long will the magic stay?"
The Dark Tower: Song of Susannah 
25
umber whunn yerrrnnn umber whunnn fayunnn These sounds: even in the haze.
Misery