Master of horror Stephen King has written some of the scariest stories ever put to paper. And yet no one was ready for when he took to Twitter to share how he prepares salmon.
Was this the work of Pennywise? Did Annie Wilkes force him to pen such an off-putting recipe? Reactions were as varied as there are rooms in the Overlook hotel.
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- 110 VOTES
Read The Room
- 26 VOTES
It Works On Corn!
Calm down people. The wet paper towel is the key. It just steams the fish efficiently. You can do the same with corn on the cob with lovely results.
— Ulrich (@Ulrich95637972) April 20, 2022 - 36 VOTES
True Horror
This maybe the shortest horror story you've ever written.
— emotional support trash panda (@procyonlotor99) April 20, 2022 - 45 VOTES
Hard To Argue With These Results
No nuking...oven on broil.... pic.twitter.com/JEL6AdUOgo
— JimmyJ 💙💛 (@jimmyj48125) April 20, 2022 - 56 VOTES
Literary And Culinary Criticism
Well, @StephenKing cooks like he writes:
— Brandon Hannibal Donkey (@bhdonkey1) April 20, 2022
Strong premise
Solid characters and plot
Weak ending https://t.co/yTvQmj0lqI - 65 VOTES
The Stench Of Horror
The smell of microwaved fish is more horrifying than anything you have penned & I say this as an admirer who can barely watch a trailer or see a book jacket with your name on it without getting next level scared.
— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) April 20, 2022
