politics & history Stereotypes That Republicans Are Tired Of Hearing  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Republicans only: vote up the stereotypes, cliches, and generalizations about your party that you're sick of hearing from others.

Wrong stereotypes about Republicans run rampant in the United States, so let's all just take a moment to acknowledge some of these and hopefully (for the love of God!) move past them. Some generalizations about Republicans are benign, if wrong - liberals think we must all love guns and have loads of money. Other Republican stereotypes are downright offensive - minorities can't be Republicans, Republicans hate women, and so on. Also wrong! It's time to separate Republican party clichés from our actual, you know, political beliefs. Liberals, if you are going to judge us, please judge us as individuals on the political and social issues that we care about and not on these inaccurate Republican stereotypes.

So what do Republicans believe? We believe in a smaller federal government with less regulations that stall the economy and hold us back from realizing our full potential. What do we not believe? Let's start with the fact that - we do not (necessarily) believe that NASCAR is the only sport worth watching, that higher education is for wussies, and that women don't deserve an equal seat at the table. We're not all racist rednecks. We believe that we all deserve an equal seat at the table. And that maybe government shouldn't even be at the table (or maybe they get a stool pushed back away from the table.)

When you ask liberals what Democrats think of Republicans, they like to point out these dumb Republican party stereotypes to detract from the logic of our actual beliefs. But the tide is turning in America. Many influential people who were once Democrats are now Republicans. And many middle class people are realizing that government can't save them, they have to work hard and save themselves.

Fellow conservatives, vote on this list of stereotypes Republicans are sick of hearing. And while we're in the spirit of getting to know each other, head over to this list of Stereotypes That Democrats Are Tired Of Hearing and see what it's like on the other side of the aisle.

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599 141
We're All A Little Racist

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508 131
We Hate Immigrants

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537 154
We Only Watch The Fox News Version

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447 118
We Didn't Like Obama Because Of His Race (Nevermind His Politics)

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513 150
We Don't Want To Help Poor People

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381 92
We Are Closed-Minded

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436 125
We're Rednecks

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475 156
We Don't Support Gay Rights

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377 113
We Aren't Well Educated

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425 139
We're Evangelical Nut Jobs

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333 109
Every Single One Of Us Is Straight And White

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300 92
We Think A Women's Place Is At Home In The Kitchen

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360 128
We Support Donald Trump

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282 86
If We're Women, We Aren't Thinking For Ourselves

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361 129
We're Not Compassionate

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305 100
We're Just Greedy

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312 107
We Don't Have Black Friends

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324 116
We're Pro-Life Because We Hate Women

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287 100
We Don't *Get* Science

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288 115
We Love Country Music & Songs About Trucks

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311 131
We Don't Believe In Global Warming

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243 98
We've Lost Touch With Our Humanity

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266 119
We Must Be Old

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249 111
We <3 War. Let's Go To War!

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252 124
We'll Give You Our Guns When You Pry Them From Our Cold, Dead Hands

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230 109
We're Only Republicans Because Our Parents Are

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215 104
We Probably Want You To Pray In School

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222 121
NASCAR Is Our Favorite Thing Ever

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201 109
We've Probably Never Traveled Out Of The Country

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198 110
We Can't Also Be Feminists

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178 104
If We're Men, We're Probably Hyper-Masculine

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189 135
We Want To Drain The Swamp

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144 127
We Would Never Enjoy Broadway Shows