Politics & History Stereotypes That Republicans Are Tired Of Hearing  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Republicans only: vote up the stereotypes, cliches, and generalizations about your party that you're sick of hearing from others.

Wrong stereotypes about Republicans run rampant in the United States, so let's all just take a moment to acknowledge some of these and hopefully (for the love of God!) move past them. Some generalizations about Republicans are benign, if wrong - liberals think we must all love guns and have loads of money. Other Republican stereotypes are downright offensive - minorities can't be Republicans, Republicans hate women, and so on. Also wrong! It's time to separate Republican party clichés from our actual, you know, political beliefs. Liberals, if you are going to judge us, please judge us as individuals on the political and social issues that we care about and not on these inaccurate Republican stereotypes.

So what do Republicans believe? We believe in a smaller federal government with less regulations that stall the economy and hold us back from realizing our full potential. What do we not believe? Let's start with the fact that - we do not (necessarily) believe that NASCAR is the only sport worth watching, that higher education is for wussies, and that women don't deserve an equal seat at the table. We're not all racist rednecks. We believe that we all deserve an equal seat at the table. And that maybe government shouldn't even be at the table (or maybe they get a stool pushed back away from the table.)

When you ask liberals what Democrats think of Republicans, they like to point out these dumb Republican party stereotypes to detract from the logic of our actual beliefs. But the tide is turning in America. Many influential people who were once Democrats are now Republicans. And many middle class people are realizing that government can't save them, they have to work hard and save themselves.

Fellow conservatives, vote on this list of stereotypes Republicans are sick of hearing. And while we're in the spirit of getting to know each other, head over to this list of Stereotypes That Democrats Are Tired Of Hearing and see what it's like on the other side of the aisle.

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1
884 225
We're All A Little Racist

2
764 210
We Hate Immigrants

3
699 201
We Didn't Like Obama Because Of His Race (Nevermind His Politics)

4
607 173
We Are Closed-Minded

5
739 231
We Don't Want To Help Poor People

6
743 246
We Only Watch The Fox News Version

7
620 213
We're Rednecks

8
681 242
We Don't Support Gay Rights

9
576 197
We Aren't Well Educated

10
601 221
We're Evangelical Nut Jobs

11
539 191
We're Not Compassionate

12
478 165
We're Just Greedy

13
468 165
We Think A Women's Place Is At Home In The Kitchen

14
537 206
We Support Donald Trump

15
457 168
We Don't *Get* Science

16
425 154
If We're Women, We Aren't Thinking For Ourselves

17
475 189
Every Single One Of Us Is Straight And White

18
470 190
We're Pro-Life Because We Hate Women

19
459 184
We Don't Have Black Friends

20
379 156
We've Lost Touch With Our Humanity

21
452 207
We Don't Believe In Global Warming

22
378 171
We <3 War. Let's Go To War!

23
404 191
We Love Country Music

24
382 187
We'll Give You Our Guns When You Pry Them From Our Cold, Dead Hands

25
341 162
We Probably Want You To Pray In School

26
366 198
We Must Be Old

27
316 166
We've Probably Never Traveled Out Of The Country

28
337 184
We're Only Republicans Because Our Parents Are

29
299 180
We Can't Also Be Feminists

30
310 200
NASCAR Is Our Favorite Thing Ever

31
265 179
If We're Men, We're Probably Hyper-Masculine

32
286 207
We Want To Drain The Swamp

33
242 204
We Would Never Enjoy Broadway Shows