politics & history Stereotypes That Republicans Are Tired Of Hearing  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Republicans only: vote up the stereotypes, cliches, and generalizations about your party that you're sick of hearing from others.

Wrong stereotypes about Republicans run rampant in the United States, so let's all just take a moment to acknowledge some of these and hopefully (for the love of God!) move past them. Some generalizations about Republicans are benign, if wrong - liberals think we must all love guns and have loads of money. Other Republican stereotypes are downright offensive - minorities can't be Republicans, Republicans hate women, and so on. Also wrong! It's time to separate Republican party clichés from our actual, you know, political beliefs. Liberals, if you are going to judge us, please judge us as individuals on the political and social issues that we care about and not on these inaccurate Republican stereotypes.

So what do Republicans believe? We believe in a smaller federal government with less regulations that stall the economy and hold us back from realizing our full potential. What do we not believe? Let's start with the fact that - we do not (necessarily) believe that NASCAR is the only sport worth watching, that higher education is for wussies, and that women don't deserve an equal seat at the table. We're not all racist rednecks. We believe that we all deserve an equal seat at the table. And that maybe government shouldn't even be at the table (or maybe they get a stool pushed back away from the table.)

When you ask liberals what Democrats think of Republicans, they like to point out these dumb Republican party stereotypes to detract from the logic of our actual beliefs. But the tide is turning in America. Many influential people who were once Democrats are now Republicans. And many middle class people are realizing that government can't save them, they have to work hard and save themselves.

Fellow conservatives, vote on this list of stereotypes Republicans are sick of hearing. And while we're in the spirit of getting to know each other, head over to this list of Stereotypes That Democrats Are Tired Of Hearing and see what it's like on the other side of the aisle.

596 140
We're All A Little Racist

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504 131
We Hate Immigrants

535 153
We Only Watch The Fox News Version

445 116
We Didn't Like Obama Because Of His Race (Nevermind His Politics)

379 91
We Are Closed-Minded

509 150
We Don't Want To Help Poor People

433 124
We're Rednecks

473 155
We Don't Support Gay Rights

373 113
We Aren't Well Educated

423 138
We're Evangelical Nut Jobs

330 108
Every Single One Of Us Is Straight And White

296 92
We Think A Women's Place Is At Home In The Kitchen

359 128
We're Not Compassionate

356 128
We Support Donald Trump

279 86
If We're Women, We Aren't Thinking For Ourselves

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301 100
We're Just Greedy

310 106
We Don't Have Black Friends

321 116
We're Pro-Life Because We Hate Women

284 100
We Don't *Get* Science

285 115
We Love Country Music & Songs About Trucks

308 131
We Don't Believe In Global Warming

240 98
We've Lost Touch With Our Humanity

264 119
We Must Be Old

246 111
We <3 War. Let's Go To War!

249 124
We'll Give You Our Guns When You Pry Them From Our Cold, Dead Hands

227 109
We're Only Republicans Because Our Parents Are

213 104
We Probably Want You To Pray In School

221 120
NASCAR Is Our Favorite Thing Ever

199 109
We've Probably Never Traveled Out Of The Country

196 110
We Can't Also Be Feminists

176 104
If We're Men, We're Probably Hyper-Masculine

188 135
We Want To Drain The Swamp

142 127
We Would Never Enjoy Broadway Shows