politics & history Stereotypes That Republicans Are Tired Of Hearing  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Republicans only: vote up the stereotypes, cliches, and generalizations about your party that you're sick of hearing from others.

Wrong stereotypes about Republicans run rampant in the United States, so let's all just take a moment to acknowledge some of these and hopefully (for the love of God!) move past them. Some generalizations about Republicans are benign, if wrong - liberals think we must all love guns and have loads of money. Other Republican stereotypes are downright offensive - minorities can't be Republicans, Republicans hate women, and so on. Also wrong! It's time to separate Republican party clichés from our actual, you know, political beliefs. Liberals, if you are going to judge us, please judge us as individuals on the political and social issues that we care about and not on these inaccurate Republican stereotypes.

So what do Republicans believe? We believe in a smaller federal government with less regulations that stall the economy and hold us back from realizing our full potential. What do we not believe? Let's start with the fact that - we do not (necessarily) believe that NASCAR is the only sport worth watching, that higher education is for wussies, and that women don't deserve an equal seat at the table. We're not all racist rednecks. We believe that we all deserve an equal seat at the table. And that maybe government shouldn't even be at the table (or maybe they get a stool pushed back away from the table.)

When you ask liberals what Democrats think of Republicans, they like to point out these dumb Republican party stereotypes to detract from the logic of our actual beliefs. But the tide is turning in America. Many influential people who were once Democrats are now Republicans. And many middle class people are realizing that government can't save them, they have to work hard and save themselves.

Fellow conservatives, vote on this list of stereotypes Republicans are sick of hearing. And while we're in the spirit of getting to know each other, head over to this list of Stereotypes That Democrats Are Tired Of Hearing and see what it's like on the other side of the aisle.

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1
831 207
We're All A Little Racist

2
717 196
We Hate Immigrants

3
651 186
We Didn't Like Obama Because Of His Race (Nevermind His Politics)

4
568 154
We Are Closed-Minded

5
700 212
We Don't Want To Help Poor People

6
711 227
We Only Watch The Fox News Version

7
589 194
We're Rednecks

8
547 178
We Aren't Well Educated

9
645 226
We Don't Support Gay Rights

10
572 204
We're Evangelical Nut Jobs

11
513 176
We're Not Compassionate

12
451 151
We're Just Greedy

13
438 150
We Think A Women's Place Is At Home In The Kitchen

14
431 152
We Don't *Get* Science

Stereotypes That Democrats Are Tired Of Hearing

15
509 194
We Support Donald Trump

16
400 144
If We're Women, We Aren't Thinking For Ourselves

17
440 166
We Don't Have Black Friends

18
449 179
Every Single One Of Us Is Straight And White

19
444 178
We're Pro-Life Because We Hate Women

20
361 145
We've Lost Touch With Our Humanity

21
432 196
We Don't Believe In Global Warming

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22
364 158
We <3 War. Let's Go To War!

23
385 180
We Love Country Music

24
326 149
We Probably Want You To Pray In School

25
361 177
We'll Give You Our Guns When You Pry Them From Our Cold, Dead Hands

26
352 183
We Must Be Old

27
323 171
We're Only Republicans Because Our Parents Are

28
298 156
We've Probably Never Traveled Out Of The Country

29
284 167
We Can't Also Be Feminists

30
300 186
NASCAR Is Our Favorite Thing Ever

31
252 168
If We're Men, We're Probably Hyper-Masculine

32
272 197
We Want To Drain The Swamp

33
223 192
We Would Never Enjoy Broadway Shows