foods The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned  

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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Chocolate chip cookie

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541 225
Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls

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433 182
Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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424 177
Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard

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476 207
Donuts is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts

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236 71
Tacos is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Tacos

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373 151
Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream

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421 179
Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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386 175
Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies

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387 185
Oreos is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos

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366 175
Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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415 208
Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries

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288 151
Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets

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318 172
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles

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311 168
Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites

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245 133
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups

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262 148
Munchies is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies

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267 154
Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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259 156
Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns

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262 159
Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos

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253 154
Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes

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Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added Cinnamon roll

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225 154
Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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229 163
Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls

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45 16
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
chris-rockwood added Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

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202 163
Nutella is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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179 154
S'Mores Pop Tarts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
S'Mores Pop Tarts

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168 158
Twinkies is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Twinkies

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153 149
Combos is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Combos

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164 162
Chili Cheese Fritos is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fritos

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Cold Pizza is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
1511027369317 added Cold Pizza

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Dunkaroos is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dunkaroos

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3 14
4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Kenny Vannucci added 4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment You know we are going to get the munchies. We know we are going to get the munchies. We all know where we are heading when we get the munchies... The tall tin of chips, the 24hr convenience guys, the golden arches and/or a ...

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95 184
Marshmallow creme is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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83 173
Speculoos Cookie Butter is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Speculoos Cookie Butter

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57 225
Marshmallow Peeps is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned