Foods The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned  

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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!

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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Chocolate chip cookie

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Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls

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Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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Tacos is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Tacos

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Donuts is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts

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Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard

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Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream

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Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies

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Oreos is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos

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Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries

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Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets

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Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles

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Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites

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Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups

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Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos

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Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added Cinnamon roll

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Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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Munchies is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies

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Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns

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Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes

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Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
chris-rockwood added Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

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Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls

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Nutella is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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S'Mores Pop Tarts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
S'Mores Pop Tarts

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Chili Cheese Fritos is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fritos

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Combos is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Combos

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Cold Pizza is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
1511027369317 added Cold Pizza

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Twinkies is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Twinkies

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Peaches is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
willxix added Peaches

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Dunkaroos is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dunkaroos

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Speculoos Cookie Butter is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Speculoos Cookie Butter

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Marshmallow creme is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Kenny Vannucci added 4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment You know we are going to get the munchies. We know we are going to get the munchies. We all know where we are heading when we get the munchies... The tall tin of chips, the 24hr convenience guys, the golden arches and/or a ...

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Marshmallow Peeps is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned