Foods The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned  

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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added

2
815 319
Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls

3
448 151
Tacos is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Tacos

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649 263
Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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638 273
Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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668 295
Donuts is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts

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587 261
Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard

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533 239
Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream

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523 253
Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies

10
559 276
Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries

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532 265
Oreos is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos

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486 251
Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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201 68
Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added

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420 216
Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets

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168 50
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
chris-rockwood added

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438 231
Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites

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442 236
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles

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353 188
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups

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377 209
Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos

20
367 214
Munchies is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies

21
378 226
Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos

22
359 219
Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns

23
328 207
Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes

24
310 197
Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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294 219
Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls

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281 224
Nutella is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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247 215
S'Mores Pop Tarts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
S'Mores Pop Tarts

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168 146
Cold Pizza is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
suckmyfluf added Cold Pizza

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224 215
Chili Cheese Fritos is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fritos

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222 222
Twinkies is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Twinkies

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208 208
Combos is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Combos

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168 211
Dunkaroos is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dunkaroos

33
21 37
Peaches is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
willxix added Peaches

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127 251
Marshmallow creme is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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110 231
Speculoos Cookie Butter is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Speculoos Cookie Butter

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7 79
4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Kenny Vannucci added 4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment

You know we are going to get the munchies. We know we are going to get the munchies. We all know where we are heading when we get the munchies... The tall tin of chips, the 24hr convenience guys, the golden arches and/or a multitude of other non healthy choices. We know it’s impossible not to want certain things. We know that snacking is fun and it is exactly what is going to hit the spot. The 4:20 Grasshopper Gourmet is going to give us at least some healthier options. Something that is at least a little better for us, but is also fun to eat and we think just pretty freaking cool looking. Something that might make us laugh. Something that will make us feel good. Something that is made for us. Something that we will grab in order to ensure we are satisfying the munchies in a “better” way.  www.420grasshoppersgourmet.com

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72 298
Marshmallow Peeps is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned