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The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned  

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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added
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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
chris-rockwood added
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Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls
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Tacos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Tacos
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Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added
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Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Donuts is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts
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Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard
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Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies
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Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream
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Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries
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Oreos is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos
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Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles
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Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets
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Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites
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Munchies is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies
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Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos
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Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
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Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns
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Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes
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Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls