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The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned 

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Updated April 26, 2020 48.7k votes 5k voters 135.1k views 40 items

If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Macaroni & Cheese is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Tacos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Donuts is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Oreos is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cheddar and Sour Cream R... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Munchies is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Reese’s Crunchy Cookie C... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Pizza is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned