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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls
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653 230
Tacos is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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851 340
Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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352 100
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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830 348
Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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856 365
Donuts is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts
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743 329
Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard
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358 124
Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added
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674 309
Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream
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665 314
Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies
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702 343
Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries
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675 331
Oreos is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos
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617 312
Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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564 294
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles
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556 296
Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites
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524 280
Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets
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474 270
Munchies is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies
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477 274
Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos
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443 251
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups
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480 296
Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
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455 286
Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns
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405 270
Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes
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383 255
Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
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385 272
Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls