Foods The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned  

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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added

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720 292
Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls

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572 228
Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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369 125
Tacos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Tacos

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580 241
Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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602 268
Donuts is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts

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536 232
Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard

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482 205
Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream

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478 221
Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies

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480 231
Oreos is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos

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505 247
Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries

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442 221
Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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372 189
Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets

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391 208
Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites

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397 215
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles

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320 164
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups

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151 49
Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added

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338 189
Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos

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342 197
Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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324 192
Munchies is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies

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325 193
Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns

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303 187
Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes

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108 38
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
chris-rockwood added

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282 180
Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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265 198
Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls

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252 202
Nutella is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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224 186
S'Mores Pop Tarts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
S'Mores Pop Tarts

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135 123
Cold Pizza is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
1511027369317 added Cold Pizza

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191 186
Combos is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Combos

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200 197
Chili Cheese Fritos is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fritos

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201 201
Twinkies is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Twinkies

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6 16
Peaches is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
willxix added Peaches

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148 194
Dunkaroos is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dunkaroos

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117 229
Marshmallow creme is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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103 208
Speculoos Cookie Butter is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Speculoos Cookie Butter

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6 56
4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Kenny Vannucci added 4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment You know we are going to get the munchies. We know we are going to get the munchies. We all know where we are heading when we get the munchies... The tall tin of chips, the 24hr convenience guys, the golden arches and/or a ...

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70 272
Marshmallow Peeps is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned