Foods The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned  

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If pop culture luminaries like Cheech and Chong have taught us anything, it’s that stoners LOVE to snack. For years, scholars have debated the best foods for when you’re high, but since it’s impossible to know the foods that taste best on weed when you’re in sterile laboratory, they’ve never been able to figure it out. Truth be told, there may not be one all-around best snack for when you’re high. Depending on what kush you’re smoking, you can be in the mood for something sweet or something savory. And sometimes…even both. We’ve put together this epic list of the best snacks for when you’re stoned. Take a gander and try not to get the munchies.

Most smokers know that food for potheads can get out of control really fast. That’s why it’s best to stick to the simple pot head snacks that are just waiting to be eaten on the shelves of grocery stores and gas stations around the world. High snacks are delicious, but they can also be dangerous. If you’ve ever tried to eat a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave, you know what we’re talking about.

To use this list of the best stoner snacks properly, you should probably pick up your favorite items from the store while you’re sober and then partake in your preferred manner of getting stoned. There’s no worse feeling that getting the munchies and realizing that you have to get off the couch. Vote on your favorite stoner snacks and if we forgot your favorite pot nosh, then add it to the list!
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464 142
Chocolate chip cookie is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added

2
789 310
Pizza Rolls is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Pizza Rolls

3
625 252
Cookie dough is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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418 145
Tacos is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Tony Brown added Tacos

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620 264
Macaroni and cheese is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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652 285
Donuts is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Donuts

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569 251
Dairy Queen Blizzard is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dairy Queen Blizzard

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520 225
Half Baked Ice Cream is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Half Baked Ice Cream

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511 241
Cosmic Brownies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cosmic Brownies

10
548 265
Chili Cheese Fries is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fries

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517 254
Oreos is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Oreos

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189 60
Cinnamon roll is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Sabryna Capps added

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473 244
Rice Krispies Treats is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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155 41
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
chris-rockwood added

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403 209
Hot Pockets is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Hot Pockets

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423 223
Bagel Bites is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Bagel Bites

17
427 231
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles

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341 182
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups

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363 205
Cool Ranch Doritos is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cool Ranch Doritos

20
357 206
Munchies is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Munchies

21
366 217
Flamin' Hot Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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350 210
Funyuns is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Funyuns

23
322 201
Cupcakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Cupcakes

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303 192
Chile con queso is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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286 212
Swiss Cake Rolls is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Swiss Cake Rolls

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273 217
Nutella is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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238 206
S'Mores Pop Tarts is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
S'Mores Pop Tarts

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159 138
Cold Pizza is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
1511027369317 added Cold Pizza

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217 207
Chili Cheese Fritos is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Chili Cheese Fritos

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202 199
Combos is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Combos

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215 213
Twinkies is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Twinkies

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161 202
Dunkaroos is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Dunkaroos

33
13 30
Peaches is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
willxix added Peaches

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123 242
Marshmallow creme is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned

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109 220
Speculoos Cookie Butter is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Speculoos Cookie Butter

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7 69
4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned
Kenny Vannucci added 4:20 Grasshopper's Gourment

You know we are going to get the munchies. We know we are going to get the munchies. We all know where we are heading when we get the munchies... The tall tin of chips, the 24hr convenience guys, the golden arches and/or a multitude of other non healthy choices. We know it’s impossible not to want certain things. We know that snacking is fun and it is exactly what is going to hit the spot. The 4:20 Grasshopper Gourmet is going to give us at least some healthier options. Something that is at least a little better for us, but is also fun to eat and we think just pretty freaking cool looking. Something that might make us laugh. Something that will make us feel good. Something that is made for us. Something that we will grab in order to ensure we are satisfying the munchies in a “better” way.  www.420grasshoppersgourmet.com

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71 289
Marshmallow Peeps is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Snacks for When You're Stoned