Loads of people dream about having a famous celebrity as their neighbor. After all, you'd be regularly invited to lavish, star-studded parties, and they might even ask you to house-sit for them when they go off to film the next big blockbuster.
Well, it turns out the reality of the situation is far from this picturesque ideal. Contrary to popular belief, there are a surprising amount of stars you wouldn't want to live next to.
The worst celebrities to live next to pull all kinds of insane stunts that would test the patience of even the most gracious neighbors. Whether they're waving firearms around in your face, threatening to have sex with your pets, or whipping about the neighborhood at dangerously high speeds, you'll be glad that your neighborly issues don't extend beyond poor recycling habits.
Brandon Jones Pulled A Gun On His Neighbor
Brandon Jones (of Pretty Little Liars fame) got into a heated argument with his neighbor in 2015, which escalated until he produced a firearm. Jones seems to have quite the arsenal on hand, as during a different fight he also brandished a knife at a neighbor. Jones pled no contest to the charge of misdemeanor assault with a firearm, and was sentenced to 180 days in prison.
Birthplace: USA, North Carolina, Greensboro
In 2005, a far more drug-addled Lyonne than we're used to seeing got into an argument with her neighbor, during which she threatened to molest their dog. On top of that, she pounded on her neighbor's door, entered the house, and pulled a mirror off the wall.
Contrary to what American Pie might have led Lyonne to believe, most people won't burst out laughing when you make plans to have sex with their pet.
Birthplace: Manhattan, New York City, New York, United States of America
Justin Bieber sounds like an absolute nightmare of a neighbor. Not only does he regularly throw massive parties, he also has a penchant for driving sports cars recklessly fast all around his residential neighborhood.
On top of all that, in 2014 Bieber got pinned for egging his neighbor's house. Well, we say house, but it was really a multi-million dollar mansion. Bieber was said to have caused roughly $20,000 in damages to the mansion, and had to pay $80,000 in restitution for his yolky crimes.
Birthplace: London, Canada
Back in 2012 when Perry was dating John Mayer, she annoyed her neighbors to no end with her incredibly loud sex sessions. Apparently, Perry and Mayer were banging all night long and making sure all the neighbors knew about it. The former couple were said to "have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes."
Despite the widespread success of her hit song "Firework," it seems like many of Perry's neighbors would prefer it if she didn't "own the night like the fourth of July."
Birthplace: Santa Barbara, California, Contiguous United States, United States of America, United States, + more