Viagra was approved for sale in the United States in 1998, but prior to that, men with erectile dysfunction had to make do with pre-Viagra impotence cures. And many of these erectile dysfunction cures from history were quite bizarre, to say the least.
Throughout history, men who can't perform have felt tremendous shame and embarrassment. To relieve this shame, some men took extreme measures. This includes everything from radiation to electric shocks and using various parts from animals to help them get it up. In other words, men have gone to great lengths to get their equipment to grow to great lengths.
Now that products like Viagra and Cialis exist, men can treat impotence in a much safer way. (Although there are side effects, like the dreaded four-hour erection.) But they had to treat ED before Viagra, so here are some weird ways to treat impotence from the past. If you're a man struggling with this issue, you can at least be glad you weren't around 100 years ago.
Goat Testicle Transplant
In 1917, John R. Brinkley went to Milford, KS, with a phony medical degree and treated people in the town. One farmer, Bill Stittsworth, asked Brinkley to treat him for "sexual weakness," but Brinkley said there was no cure at the time. But Stittsworth then noticed a sexually aggressive goat and joked that it was too bad he didn't have goat testicles. Stittswort thought maybe it was worth a shot and begged Brinkley to try it out. Nine months later, Stittsworth's wife gave birth to a child, thanks to Brinkley's cure. At least that's what Brinkley would have you believe.
In reality, none of it is true - except for the part where he implanted goat testicles into men's testicular sacs. He definitely did do that. Unsurprisingly, it did not work.
Urethral rods, also called urethral sounds, are exactly what you think they are - long metal rods inserted directly into the urethra. In the early 1800s, it was thought that this could produce an erection. An electric rod was sometimes used as well. One publication encouraged sending a mild current for 5-8 minutes.
Ancient Egyptians believed impotence could be the result of a natural disorder... or it could have been caused by an evil curse. One cure used for removing that curse? Baby crocodiles. Specifically, the hearts of baby crocodiles would be ground up and rubbed on the penis. The Ancient Egyptians also tried rubbing wood oil on the penis, which seems just a tad bit more humane than killing a baby crocodile.
As an impotence cure, the Kama Sutra encourages men to mix wasp stingers with oils and rub it on the penis. After doing this for ten days, the man is supposed to be cured. The big question is, how does one go about taking the stingers out of wasps?