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The Jokes Restaurant Servers Are Tired Of Hearing

March 31, 2020 2.3k votes 226 voters 13.5k views22 items

List RulesVote up the jokes restaurant servers should get an extra-big tip for putting up with.

The silliest of jokes - many waiters would argue - come from customers at restaurants. How many times have you overheard or even said the corny joke about hating the meal when the plate has been practically licked clean? Or tried to give the bill to a child at the table, or another table altogether? But servers hear these jokes day in and day out, and to keep the tips coming in, they have to keep a smile on their face no matter how awful the joke really is. 

Check out the stupid customer jokes restaurant servers are sick of hearing, and vote up the worst ones. 

  • 1

    The 'It Was Terrible'

    From Redditor /u/hanzahbonanza:

    When you clear the empty plates and ask how their meal was and they say, “Oh it was just terrible!” as a joke, because ya know the food was good and they ate everything.

    It’d be funnier if I didn’t hear it at least five times a shift.

    Corny joke?
  • 2

    The 'Anything Else' Requests

    From Redditor /u/Bizarro_orraziB:

    "Can I get you anything else?"

    "How about the winning lotto numbers!"

    Or when they take the check and say, "So how much do ya owe me?"

    Ouch. My sides. Please. Stop.

    Corny joke?
  • 3

    Asking To Bill Another Table

    From Redditor /u/thedailydaren:

    "You can give that table the bill, ha ha ha ha."

    Corny joke?
  • 4

    'There's Nowhere To Sit' When The Restaurant Is Empty

    From Redditor /u/mandolin2712:

    When it's a slow night and they come in and look around and say, "Well, I don't know where we're gonna find room to sit!"

    Corny joke?