Police officers are used to encountering criminals who just aren't very bright. In fact, the amount of delinquents who commit doltish offenses is staggering. Usually, the cover stories they use are even more idiotic than the offenses. And when cops hear the dumb explanations for these seemingly inconsequential crimes, they're often shocked.
Law enforcement officials started sharing these inane criminals' tales on Reddit, exposing just how little brain power is exerted by the common offender.
He Was Giving Himself Insulin, Not Hard Drugs
Sleeping 'Neath The Bottle Rockets
The Weed Wasn't His Because He Smokes The Better Stuff
He Just Needed To Make Sure The Cocaine Was Still Working
He Wasn't Driving Under The Influence; The Cop Saw Someone Else In The Passenger Seat
Jesus Turned His Stolen Water Into Wine