Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

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Vote up the guys who should be picking up their faces instead.

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown's dive-bar where you run into old classmates, you never quite know who you may come across or how awkward they will be. For the women of the world, this becomes extra complicated because they have to deal with guys and their terrible pickup lines.

Thankfully, many end up becoming funny stories to screen-cap for later. The Tinder users in this list all thought so, making light of awful pickup lines that would require some serious luck to even get someone to unlock their phone. Maybe you've tried some of these lines before, in which case, perhaps consider rethinking your Tinder game.


  • 1
    337 VOTES

    What's In A Name

    What's In A Name
    Photo: Tinderconvos / Instagram
    337 votes
  • 2
    294 VOTES

    Vincent van No

    Vincent van No
    Photo: Tinderconvos / Instagram
    294 votes
  • 3
    285 VOTES

    It's Still A No From Me

    It's Still A No From Me
    Photo: Tinderconvos / Instagram
    285 votes
  • 4
    327 VOTES

    Preferably Neither

    Preferably Neither
    Photo: Tinderconvos / Instagram
    327 votes
  • 5
    263 VOTES

    Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?

    Am I Speaking To Jeffrey Dahmer?
    Photo: TInderconvos / Instagram
    263 votes
  • 6
    208 VOTES

    Red Flags

    Red Flags
    Photo: Tinderconvos / Instagram
    208 votes