Breaking up with someone is one of the hardest things that people have to do during their lives. While there are definitely good reasons for ending a relationship, there are also plenty of superficial and shallow reasons as well. Redditors share some trifling reasons for breakups that are astonishingly cruel and funny.
As always, people love taking to the Internet to tell truths they would never utter aloud in real life. Whether it is sharing marriage-ending secrets or secrets that would ruin lives, the Internet is the ideal destination to find the very worst, and best, of humanity. So, if you have ever felt bad about the end of a relationship, take a look at these confessions where people used superficial reasons to break up with someone - you may not feel as bad. Vote up the tales that used the most shallow excuses as a catalyst to end a relationship.
It's Valentine's Day Tomorrow, And I Don't Want To Get You A Gift
“I broke up with an ex the night before Valentine’s Day, because I was too lazy to get her a gift. I may or may not have been an *sshole in high school.”
I Just Wanted To Use Your Swimming Pool For The Weekend
“Elementary school near the end of the school year. Weather report said a really hot weekend was coming up and my friends and I wanted to go swimming. I asked this unpopular girl to be my girlfriend (so my friends and I could access her pool all weekend). She's stoked.
Swim all weekend, invite our actual female friends to join us at her place. The unpopular girl thinks she's got it made in the social shade. Negatory. Once the weekend was over, I dumped her.
I was kind of a prick as a kid. Not much better as an adult, really.”
You Moved One Bus Too Many Bus Transfers Away
“I once had an amazing girlfriend who moved 15 minutes away from where she lived. I broke up with her because I didn't want to take an extra bus.”
You Used Zeros Instead Of Os In Your Texts
“I broke up with a girl once because she used 0's in her texts instead of o's... Like she'd text, 'h0w are y0u,' and it annoyed the sh*t out of me.”