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Misguided Superhero Valentine's Day Cards 

Whitney S Moore
389 votes 203 voters 23.9k views 26 items

Exchanging cute Valentine's Day cards featuring fictional characters and romantic phrases is a holiday tradition as old as candy hearts with silly phrases on them. What better way to let the object of your affection feel loved and appreciated than by giving him or her a message from their favorite superhero? Sometimes, though, a seemingly sweet pun from Spider-Man just sounds more like a reference to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Other times, a nice superhero pun or innuendo is just wildly inappropriate for the youngsters who will actually receive these cards. Take a look at these superhero-themed Valentine's Day cards that may have missed the mark when it comes to courting young love. Some of these cards might be available online, so if you feel like creeping out a loved one, make sure to stock up on misguided Valentine's Day superhero cards! If not, just vote up the funniest comic book Valentine's cards.
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Great Pun, but Maybe Not for Kids?
Great Pun, but Maybe Not... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Misguided Superhero Valentine's Day Cards
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From Young Romance #1 The New 52 Valentine's Day Special
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Sounds Like True Love
Sounds Like True Love is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Misguided Superhero Valentine's Day Cards
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Via CIP Teensburgh
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:( Okay....
:( Okay.... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Misguided Superhero Valentine's Day Cards
Photo: flickr/CC0
From ebay
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Spider-Man: Master of the Erotic Pun
Spider-Man: Master of th... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Misguided Superhero Valentine's Day Cards
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Via Comics Alliance
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