Jeff Probst has been the host of Survivor for 33 seasons (!!!), and in that time... let's just say he's said a few things that'll make your eyebrows raise. Whether Probst intentionally makes sex jokes on Survivor is up for debate, but the man tosses innuendos like salad, enough to make you believe he derives please from his ridiculous one liners. Let's not beat around the bush or be soft about it: the hard, wet truth is, there are a lot of sex jokes on Survivor.
To be fair to Probst, Survivor can be a dirty, raunchy game. Contestants have eaten cow balls, fought in mud, and balance balls on a stick. So it could be Probst is simply narrating the proceedings, but that seems highly unlikely. Here are the 27 most blatant, sexual Jeff Probst Survivor double entendre. Vote up the Jeff Probst Survivor innuendo you think are dirtiest.
"Troyzan's balls haven't moved in a long time"
"Get lubed up"
"Ozzie got a nice load on his hair"
"Anyway you can get that meat off using your mouth"
"That hole is not big enough"
"With a million bucks on the line I am guessing you guys will go as deep as you can"
"Give you a minute to swallow"
"Ozzie trying to get in there and get deep"
"Has he tried to penetrate his former group?"
"Grab your balls"
"Everybody is pulling everybody's clothes off"
"Who's pole will be strong enough to work?"
"Maria now trying to get Amanda off"
"Becky and Jessica double teaming on Jenny"
"Hoping that her pole will be long enough and strong enough"
"Everyone grab a second ball now"
"First round is woman on woman"
"Aubrey loading up her chest"
"Hand on the pole"
"Now you're looking for bags of balls"
"Everybody balancing two balls"
"Very intimate way to play this game"
"Big reward on the line if they get it in"
"Jessica and Becky have Jessica face down now"
"Come visit my boat"