Humor Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor  

Zachary Benau
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List Rules Vote up the most blatantly sexual double entendres Jeff Probst has made during Survivor competition.

Jeff Probst has been the host of Survivor for 33 seasons (!!!), and in that time... let's just say he's said a few things that'll make your eyebrows raise. Whether Probst intentionally makes sex jokes on Survivor is up for debate, but the man tosses innuendos like salad, enough to make you believe he derives please from his ridiculous one liners. Let's not beat around the bush or be soft about it: the hard, wet truth is, there are a lot of sex jokes on Survivor.

To be fair to Probst, Survivor can be a dirty, raunchy game. Contestants have eaten cow balls, fought in mud, and balance balls on a stick. So it could be Probst is simply narrating the proceedings, but that seems highly unlikely. Here are the 27 most blatant, sexual Jeff Probst Survivor double entendre. Vote up the Jeff Probst Survivor innuendo you think are dirtiest.  

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"Troyzan's balls haven... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Troyzan's balls haven't moved in a long time"

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"With a million bucks on t... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"With a million bucks on the line I am guessing you guys will go as deep as you can"

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"That hole is not big enou... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"That hole is not big enough"

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55 18
"Anyway you can get that m... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Anyway you can get that meat off using your mouth"

5
47 14
"Get lubed up" is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Get lubed up"

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"Ozzie trying to get in th... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Ozzie trying to get in there and get deep"

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"Ozzie got a nice load on ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Ozzie got a nice load on his hair"

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"Give you a minute to swal... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Give you a minute to swallow"

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"Grab your balls" is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Grab your balls"

10
39 17
"Has he tried to penetrate... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Has he tried to penetrate his former group?"

11
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"Who's pole will be st... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Who's pole will be strong enough to work?"

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25 10
"Everybody is pulling ever... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Everybody is pulling everybody's clothes off"

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37 21
"Hoping that her pole will... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Hoping that her pole will be long enough and strong enough"

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33 21
"Everyone grab a second ba... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Everyone grab a second ball now"

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"Aubrey loading up her che... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Aubrey loading up her chest"

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"Maria now trying to get A... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Maria now trying to get Amanda off"

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"Becky and Jessica double ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Becky and Jessica double teaming on Jenny"

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"Big reward on the line if... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Big reward on the line if they get it in"

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"Now you're looking fo... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Now you're looking for bags of balls"

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"Very intimate way to play... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Very intimate way to play this game"

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12 17
"Jessica and Becky have Je... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Jessica and Becky have Jessica face down now"

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"Everybody balancing two b... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Everybody balancing two balls"

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"First round is woman on w... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"First round is woman on woman"

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"Everybody grab your disc ... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Everybody grab your disc and your first ball"

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"Hand on the pole" is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Hand on the pole"

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"Come visit my boat" is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Come visit my boat"

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"Time to give it up" is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Jeff Probst's Most Ridiculous Innuendos on Survivor
"Time to give it up"