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Swiss Army Man movie quotes tell the story of a hopeless man on a deserted island who befriends a corpse. The comedy-drama was written and directed by Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan, also known as Daniels. After premiering at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival, Swiss Army Man opened theatrically on June 24, 2016.

In Swiss Army Man, Hank (Paul Dano) finds himself stranded alone on a deserted island. With little hope of survival, he attempts suicide by hanging but just before going through with it, Hank spots a dead body that has washed ashore. Hank pulls the body from the shore through the woods and into a cave where he begins talking to it. Surprisingly, the body, Manny (Daniel Radcliffe), begins talking back.

But that's just one of Manny's many special powers, including acting as a miniature fart-powered boat. Together, Hank and Manny form quite the bond and go on many adventures across the island. While it's still unknown if Manny's abilities are real, or Hank is just hallucinating from starfish, the friendship changes both of them for life.

Swiss Army Man brings some levity into theaters already showing other movies like Finding Dory, Central Intelligence, Genius and Now You See Me 2.
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If You Don't Know Jurassic Park


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Hank: The camera pushes in. Cue the music. Da da da da...
Hank and Manny: Da da da da...
Hank: You remember Jurassic Park!
Manny: What? I don't know Jurassic Park.
Hank: If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know s***.

A serious conversation between Hank and Manny hits on the film Jurassic Park. When Manny explains that he doesn't know the movie, Hank does not approve.
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People Don't Like Other People's Farts


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Manny: When I get back home, I'm going to show Sarah how much I care about her every single day. Whatever she wants, when she's thirsty or whatever, she can drink my spit. And then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go.
Hank: You can't use your gas in front of other people.
Manny: What? Why not?
Hank: Because it's weird. People don't like other people's farts.
Manny: Is that why you don't fart in front of me?
Hank: No, I just like to do it alone or I hold it in. That's what you're supposed to do.
Manny: That's so sad. That's so sad. What are we even going back home for? It sounds like you're not allowed to do anything back there.

Manny explains how he wants to give his all to lady friend Sarah when he gets back home. But when Hank tells him that things like farting are not socially acceptable, Manny thinks going home sounds pretty lame.
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You're Special


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Hank: You're special.
Manny: I'm special.
Hank: You're like the multi-purpose tool guy.

As Hank explains, Manny is really special. Not only is he a talking, multi-powered corpse, he's also is like a multi-purpose tool, like a Swiss Army Man.
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Okay, Buddy


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Hank: I need you to help me get home. Okay, buddy?
Manny: Okay, buddy
Hank: Ahhhhh!

Just when Hank was about to give up and hang himself, he spots the corpse of a man that washed ashore on the beach. He pulls the body into the woods and begins talking to him when surprisingly, the dead body begins to converse back.