Health The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items  

Niko Berry
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List Rules Vote up the Taco Bell dishes that have caused you the most gastrointestinal distress.

Does anybody actually like Taco Bell? To rephrase: do sober people go to Taco Bell? And, if so, do they enjoy themselves? Are there people in the world who, sitting on their couches in the pangs of hunger, yet of sound mind, say to themselves, "You know what I could go for right now? A nice fat bag of Taco Bell menu items that give you& diarrhea." Are these warriors of the night born with iron stomachs? Or do they derive great joy from spending hours on the toilet, hurling liquid crap from their butts, sweating and grunting like a feral apeslaughtering its nemesis? Maybe, just maybe, someone somewhere in the world is even turned on by the prospect of Taco Bell items that make you sick.

The best thing about Taco Bell is the perverse glee it takes in creating new, Frankenstein's Monster tacos. Taco Bell has slung out some truly stomach wrenching inventions. The kind of menu items that make you wanna slather yourself in grease, roll into a giant tortilla, and be eaten by an inebriated giant, just so you can know what it's like to be one of those Taco Bell meals that cause bubbleguts, slipping through the stomach and intestines of a monster, surfing its bile on your rapidly eroding tortilla surfboard. The Magic School Bus, minus the bus, plus a raging tide of mucusy excrement.

So, with eyes unclouded by alcohol, let's take a look at the most diarrhea-inducing things Taco Bell has ever made, half of which already so closely resemble soft sh*t you kinda have to wonder whether they even change form while passing through you.

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155 75
Smothered Burrito is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Smothered Burrito

2
139 77
Burrito Supreme is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Burrito Supreme

3
132 76
Bean Burrito is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Bean Burrito

4
115 65
Crunchy Cheesy Core Burrito is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Crunchy Cheesy Core Burrito

5
139 84
Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos

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121 71
Quesarito is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Quesarito

7
126 75
Beefy 5 Layer Burrito is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Beefy 5 Layer Burrito

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128 77
Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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88 50
Nachos Bellgrande is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Nachos Bellgrande

10
113 71
Chalupa Supreme is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Chalupa Supreme

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100 61
Nachos Supreme is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Nachos Supreme

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86 51
7 Layer Burrito is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
7 Layer Burrito

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76 44
Beefy Nacho Griller is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Beefy Nacho Griller

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91 58
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito

Taco Bell Secret Menu Items

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88 59
Cheesy Potato Burrito is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Cheesy Potato Burrito

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72 46
Pintos n Cheese is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Pintos n Cheese

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77 51
Gordita Supreme is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Gordita Supreme

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60 38
Combo Burrito is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Combo Burrito

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76 53
Crunchwrap Supreme is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Crunchwrap Supreme

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62 41
Doubledilla is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Doubledilla

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76 54
Mexican Pizza is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Mexican Pizza

The Best Frozen French Fries

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49 35
Fiesta Taco Salad is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Fiesta Taco Salad

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69 57
Shredded Chicken Burrito is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Shredded Chicken Burrito

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64 54
Double Decker Taco is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Double Decker Taco

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83 74
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

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59 51
Breakfast Crunchwrap is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Breakfast Crunchwrap

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46 45
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Grille... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller

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51 53
Cinnabon Delights is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Cinnabon Delights

The Best Taco Bell Breakfast Items

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41 43
Meximelt is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Meximelt

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55 60
Quesadilla is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Quesadilla

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46 50
Spicy Tostada is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Spicy Tostada

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60 68
Soft Taco is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Soft Taco

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37 42
Grande Scrambler is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Grande Scrambler

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51 61
Crunchy Taco is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Crunchy Taco

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53 64
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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38 49
Grilled Breakfast Burrito is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Grilled Breakfast Burrito

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39 52
Loaded Potato Griller is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Loaded Potato Griller

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42 56
Chicken Soft Taco is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Chicken Soft Taco

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39 54
Cheesy Rolll Up is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Cheesy Rolll Up

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39 54
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

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38 55
Chips and Cheese is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Chips and Cheese

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36 55
Cinnamon Twists is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Cinnamon Twists

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27 43
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla

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27 48
Breakfast Crunchwrap Californi... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Breakfast Crunchwrap California

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27 48
Breakfast Soft Taco is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Breakfast Soft Taco

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20 42
Grilled Breakfast Burrito Fies... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Grilled Breakfast Burrito Fiesta Potato

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22 60
Premium Latin Rice is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Most Diarrhea-Inducing Taco Bell Menu Items
Premium Latin Rice