Chores. Niceties. Tasks: those nasty and/or tedious things we have to do in life to pretend to be civilized. They are the things that separate us from animals. We hate them all, but which are the worst? You know, the chores that you face with the enthusiasm of a firing squad. These are the most loathsome tasks and chores in our everyday lives. Vote up your least favorites, and, as always, add any you see missing.
When it comes to cleaning up after your pets, you'd be hard pressed to find a single person who would enjoy doing this task. Pets are awesome to have, but can be a gargantuan pain to take care of. It is simple tasks like this that make you loathe things that you should love. Other everyday tasks that are awful include cleaning the shower, unclogging the toilet and even going to the DMV, which no one loves doing, even its employees. The common hatred of these every day tasks is what can unite people from all walks of life.Let's all revel in our hate. Together.
Unclogging the ToiletSo. Gross.
Picking Up Dog Poo
A micro-thin layer of plastic between your hand and s**t.
Unclogging the DrainEnough hair to re-hair Picard.
Crawling Under the House for Any ReasonBecause spiders, that's why.
Cleaning the Toilet
How does stuff get up under the rim like that?
Cleaning the Cat's Litter BoxFresh scent. Right.
Talking to Salesmen at the Door
Leave me alone, I'm binge watching.
Going to the DMVThe thrill of spending hours waiting to find out you didn't fill out the right form.
So many boxes.
Scrubbing the Shower/TubThe scrubbing bubbles may be cute, but they sure as hell are lazy.
Doing Your Taxes
Math is great!
Calling Tech Support
Kill me now.
Changing DiapersBecause what's in that diaper should not look like that.
Washing DishesChiseling dried food into scalding hot water... several times a day, every day, forever
Putting Away LaundryNo problem washing, even folding, but it's that last step that seems insurmountable. Plus, my cat looks so comfortable on the piles.
Cleaning the Stove
Did you even know it was possible?
Cleaning Out the GuttersDid you know leaves turn to compost when you leave them up there too long? I do. Now.
WeedingAdmit it, sometimes you just pull the leaves and stems off.
When will wrinkled shirts finally be hip?
Taking Down Christmas LightsThe ladder is all the way in the garage.
It grows back so fast.
Tomorrow I swear I'll go to the gym tomorrow.
Shoveling SnowSnow down your shirt and up your sleeves, plus an aching back.
Cleaning Out the Garage/AtticYou need an archeologist for this one.