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Tattoo Artists Describe Tattoo Ideas That Made Them Ask, 'Are You Sure?' 

Nathan Gibson
Updated July 1, 2019 81.7k votes 13.6k voters 341.8k views 19 items

List Rules Vote up the tattoo stories that make your say oh no, no, no.

Tattoos have become incredibly mainstream over the past few decades. People from all walks of life go into parlors to get amazing artwork inked onto their bodies. However, even though artists will work with customers, they won't just blindly accept any request. They usually turn down the worst ideas, or at the very least have a serious discussion with the client beforehand.

Unlike tattoo customer horror stories from people who visited less than reputable stores, these examples all involve artists questioning or even refusing to do a tattoo. Thanks to the people of Reddit, we have plenty of examples of such instances. Out of all the cases of crazy tattoo requests that shocked tattoo artists, there is little doubt that these are among the craziest out there.

The Ex-Wife Revenge

From Redditor /u/Sickwarboy:

This guy came in with a picture of his ex-wife. He told me he wanted it on his chest, but for it to look like she had gotten beaten up, missing teeth, bruises, and swelling. I was a little weirded out but I let him keep talking and he told me he has daydreams about cutting her face with a razor and making her tattoo his face on hers. I eventually told him I didn't want to do the tattoo. I'm a big guy so I wasn't scared to tell him that he should go find some help.

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Was It The Poop Emoji Or...?

From Redditor /u/Treesgivethebesthugs:

When I was tattooing I had to refuse a client that wanted a tattoo of a steaming pile of poo on her face. I wish I was kidding.

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Penis Party

From Redditor /u/GiantSquidd:

This one guy wanted a penis with penises for arms with a penis, I just couldn't do it. It was just too stupid, and I really don't need that dude telling people that that's my work.

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Don't Get A Tramp Stamp With A Convict's Name

From Redditor /u/100Dachshunds:

I actually refused to do this one, an 18-year-old girl came in wanting her boyfriends name on her lower back. She had never met him. She was his prison pen pal for a month, and he was being released in a couple weeks and she wanted to get it to surprise him. No judgment on ex-cons or 18-year-old girls, but I got the impression the relationship wasn't going to last!

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