The Funniest Teacher Jokes

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Vote up any funny jokes about teaching or teachers.

Students and teachers alike will laugh at this list of teacher jokes, puns, and one-liners until they have to stay after the bell. Sharpen up your number 2 pencils, write your name on your Scantrons, and get ready for this hilarious list of jokes about teachers.

If there’s one thing that we wish school had less of, it’s teachers. Well, we guess it would actually be homework, and then teachers - but you get it. In order to put them in their place, we created this list of jokes and silliness about teacher stereotypes, foibles, and idiosyncrasies.

If you’re a teacher, we hope these jokes don’t hurt your feelings. After all, we’re just joshing. Those of us that have to put up with all your rules and homework need something to cut loose. We’re sure you can sympathize, and we know that you’ll have as much fun as the students when you read these funny teacher jokes. And if not, please don’t send us to the principal. We’re too pretty to survive in juvie.

Vote up your favorite jokes about teachers in the gut-busting list below. After you are finished, head on over and vote on the funniest jokes for teens!

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  • What's the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?
    1
    1,517 votes

    What's the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?

    The teacher says "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Chew, chew!"
  • Why Do Teachers Fart in Class?
    2
    1,177 votes

    Why Do Teachers Fart in Class?

    Because they're not private tooters.
  • What Do You Say to Comfort a Grammar Teacher?
    3
    733 votes

    What Do You Say to Comfort a Grammar Teacher?

    "They're, there, their."
  • Why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder?
    4
    977 votes

    Why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder?

    To reach the high notes!
  • What's a Teacher's Favorite Nation?
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    558 votes

    What's a Teacher's Favorite Nation?

    Expla-nation. 

  • Why Did the Teacher Write on the Window?
    6
    590 votes

    Why Did the Teacher Write on the Window?

    Because the the lesson needed to be clear.