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Students and teachers alike will laugh at this list of teacher jokes, puns, and one-liners until they have to stay after the bell. Sharpen up your number 2 pencils, write your name on your Scantrons, and get ready for this hilarious list of jokes about teachers.
If there’s one thing that we wish school had less of, it’s teachers. Well, we guess it would actually be homework, and then teachers - but you get it. In order to put them in their place, we created this list of jokes and silliness about teacher stereotypes, foibles, and idiosyncrasies.
If you’re a teacher, we hope these jokes don’t hurt your feelings. After all, we’re just joshing. Those of us that have to put up with all your rules and homework need something to cut loose. We’re sure you can sympathize, and we know that you’ll have as much fun as the students when you read these funny teacher jokes. And if not, please don’t send us to the principal. We’re too pretty to survive in juvie.
Vote up your favorite jokes about teachers in the gut-busting list below. After you are finished, head on over and vote on the funniest jokes for teens!
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What's the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?
The teacher says "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Chew, chew!"
Why Do Teachers Fart in Class?
Because they're not private tooters.
Why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder?
To reach the high notes!
Why Was the Cross-Eyed Teacher Fired?
Because they couldn't control their pupils.
What Do You Call a Teacher Without Students?
What Do You Say to Comfort a Grammar Teacher?
"They're, there, their."
What's a Teacher's Favorite Nation?
How Is a Teacher like a Judge?
They both give out sentences.
Why Did the Teacher Write on the Window?
Because the the lesson needed to be clear.
Time Is a Great Teacher...
Unfortunately it kills all its students.
What's a Math Teacher's Favorite Sum?
Why Did the Teacher Wear Sunglasses in Class?
Because the class was so bright.
Why Did the Teacher Marry the Janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!
What Do You Get When You Cross a Teacher and a Vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
Where Does a Math Teacher Eat Dinner?
At a multiplication table!
Why Wasn't the Geometry Teacher at School?
Because they sprained their angle!
What Kind of Food Do Math Teachers Eat?
What's the Difference Between a Teacher and a Large Pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What Do You Call a Music Teacher with Problems?
A very trebled man.
How Does a Math Professor Propose to His Fiance?
With a polynomial ring!
Why Did the Teacher Jump into a Lake?
To test the waters!
What Does a Math Teacher Do about Constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
Why Do Chemistry Professors Enjoy Teaching about Ammonia?