Teachers Share The Most Interesting Thing They've Ever Confiscated From A Student
Have you ever had something of yours confiscated by a teacher? What ever happens to that item after? Do they throw it out or cherish it for years to come? Teachers of Reddit have weighed in and are sharing their stories of the best finds they've ever been able to confiscate from their students. And the stories are impressive. Courtesy of Redditor PopRockReaper.
- 1111 VOTES
Middle School Kid Brought A Taser
From Redditor u/magnummentula:
Educational assistant, but whatever. A makeshift taser. This kid had rigged up a "taser" using a couple of 9v batteries, wire, tape, and some sort of button from what could have been a toy.
It wasnt dropping kids, but it was enough to make you jump. I was impressed, but also wanted to pull the little sh*ts arms off and slap the snot out of him with his own arms because he kept stabbing girls in the chest with it. Middle school kids are a weird point where they are too smart for children, but are certainly not human.
- 2127 VOTES
A Toddler Had Dragonflies
From Redditor u/plzupvoteme:
He was a little 4 year old boy that would never listen to any of the rules and generally just cause a lot of trouble. Anyway, he would catch dragonflies, without harming them. When you told him to release them he would open his backpack and 2 or 3 dragonflies would fly out.
- 3144 VOTES
Students Joined In On A Teacher Prank War
From Redditor u/theoreticald**kjokes:
Well this is my f**king time to shine. My coworker and I had a mild prank war going on. Somehow, the students caught wind and decided to instigate by stealing things from his room and taking it to mine and vice-versa. Here are some of the things I've had to take from them and return to him:
His car keys
His entire desktop computer
Portraits of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson
Pumpkins from his Halloween decorations
His desk chair
His car keys again
A student desk
His travel mug with his name on it
At this point I'm convinced my coworker just doesn't want his car
And somehow, in the five minutes between his class and mine, they managed to flip all the desks in his classroom upside down. I'm not making this up.
- 498 VOTES
A+ For Creativity
From Redditor u/Fortesfortunajuvat27:
An uno switch card that he tried to use on me when I announced that he was getting a detention.
- 597 VOTES
Yikes, An Intense First Week For A Kindergarten Teacher
From Redditor u/patgeo:
When I was a casual teacher I confiscated a knife from a 5 year old. He threatened me with it when I tried to get him to do his work.
It was my first week.
- 679 VOTES
A Teacher Literally Paid For Her Confiscation
From Redditor u/-EvidenceOfSin-:
Had a teacher confiscate/ pay for a raunchy drawing. We had a really good artist in our science class and during the lesson he drew our science teacher as one of Jack's French girls. She was so impressed with the work she said "wow, that's incredible, highly inappropriate. But incredible. Wait right there" got her purse out and gave him £10 for it while explaining why you should only draw life models and not in science class.