Ted 2 movie quotes provide another chapter of the story about one man and his teddy bear that came to life. The comedy film was directed by Seth MacFarlane using a screenplay he co-wrote with Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. Ted 2 opened in theaters on June 26, 2015.
In Ted 2, living teddy bear Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is marrying his grocery store love Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) and eager to have a baby with her. But Ted and Tami-Lynn soon learn that not only has the Massachusetts Government annulled their marriage, but they are not allowing Ted to be a legal father of their child until he can prove that he is a real person, not a stuffed toy.
So, along with lifetime friend John (Mark Wahlberg), Ted hires a beautiful attorney, Samantha L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), and begins suing the government for his civil rights. The battle will be a tough one, especially as it means Ted will have to prove he's a productive citizen, not a pot-smoking immature drain on society.Also starring the likes of Morgan Freeman, John Slattery, Giovanni Ribisi and Patrick Warburton, Ted 2 opens alongside other highly anticipated summer movies including Inside Out, Jurassic World, The Overnight, and Dope.
Ted: Hey, Johnny, you did it!
John: Right here, buddy!
John: What the? Dude, that's somebody's kid! Dude, it's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in!
Ted: Wait, wait, wait, I'm going to take a picture, post it on Facebook.
Ted: Hashtag grrr, Mondays
Ted: So I got some big news. Tami-Lynn and I are going to have a baby.
John: That's awesome! Wait, how do you guys...
Ted: We need a sperm donor.
Samantha: All right, I'm going to ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?
Ted: Yep, bring it on.
Samantha: You're on the stand, the DA says, 'Ted, do you consider yourself to be human?'
Samantha: No, the witness can't object.
John: In my chambers!
Ted: Stop beavering the witness!
John: I rest.
Ted: We can totally be lawyers.
Ted: What is that? What are you doing?
John: Getting ready, dude
Ted: Getting ready, what do you mean? What are you doing with your hand?
John: I'm doing this for you so when I get in there, I can just bust it out.
Ted: What do you think you're at a Red Lobster?