Ted 2 movie quotes provide another chapter of the story about one man and his teddy bear that came to life. The comedy film was directed by Seth MacFarlane using a screenplay he co-wrote with Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. Ted 2 opened in theaters on June 26, 2015.
In Ted 2, living teddy bear Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is marrying his grocery store love Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) and eager to have a baby with her. But Ted and Tami-Lynn soon learn that not only has the Massachusetts Government annulled their marriage, but they are not allowing Ted to be a legal father of their child until he can prove that he is a real person, not a stuffed toy.
So, along with lifetime friend John (Mark Wahlberg), Ted hires a beautiful attorney, Samantha L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), and begins suing the government for his civil rights. The battle will be a tough one, especially as it means Ted will have to prove he's a productive citizen, not a pot-smoking immature drain on society.Also starring the likes of Morgan Freeman, John Slattery, Giovanni Ribisi and Patrick Warburton, Ted 2 opens alongside other highly anticipated summer movies including Inside Out, Jurassic World, The Overnight, and Dope.
Tami-Lynn and I Are Going to Have a BabyVideo: YouTube
Ted: So I got some big news. Tami-Lynn and I are going to have a baby.Ted announces that he and wife, Tami-Lynn, are going to have a baby, but they need a sperm donor first. Best friend John seems up for the job, but Ted will need more than just sperm to have this baby.
John: That's awesome! Wait, how do you guys...
Ted: We need a sperm donor.2616Should this be higher or lower?
Ted: Hey, Johnny, you did it!At the sperm donor clinic, Ted and John get themselves into a sticky situation when some hijinks make quite the mess. While John lays in pain of sperm in his eyes, Ted takes a breather to make a Facebook post.
John: Right here, buddy!
John: What the? Dude, that's somebody's kid! Dude, it's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in!
Ted: Wait, wait, wait, I'm going to take a picture, post it on Facebook.
Ted: Hashtag grrr, Mondays3935Should this be higher or lower?
Ted: What is that? What are you doing?While Ted and John wait to be seen at the sperm clinic, John takes the time to prepare himself for his upcoming donation. Ted cannot believe John would touch himself in public like that, but interestingly enough sees no fault in doing that sort of thing in a seafood restaurant.
John: Getting ready, dude
Ted: Getting ready, what do you mean? What are you doing with your hand?
John: I'm doing this for you so when I get in there, I can just bust it out.
Ted: What do you think you're at a Red Lobster?1511Should this be higher or lower?
A Cookie Crisp in That Guy's Ass Crack
Diner Customer: Where the hell is my coffee? You're not building rockets! Figure it out!When Ted, John and Samantha encounter a rude diner patron, they do the adult thing and toss cereal in the man's butt crack. Unsurprisingly, the man doesn't react well but luckily for Ted and John, the man is also blind.
Ted: What a prick!
John: $20 I can toss a cookie crisp in that guy's ass crack.
Ted: Do it!
John: I'm gonna do it!
Diner Customer: Who did that?
Ted: Sir, I apologize for my five-year-old child. Bad boy! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets!
John: Fishy nuggie!95Should this be higher or lower?