Politics Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked  

Jordan Bates
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Ted Cruz. He's a candidate running for president. He's a real conservative's conservative and he's looking to lock up the Republican nomination. He's also a very interesting looking adult boy. This has been a wonderful blessing for the Internet as it has allowed the Internet to do what it does best... make a bunch of funny Ted Cruz memes about everything that Ted Cruz looks like.

You might think you know Ted Cruz. You might think he's just a wholesome American male trying to get hired for the most important job in maybe all of the world, but what if Ted Cruz is really Mrs. Doubtfire? Do you think Ted Cruz looks like Mrs. Doubtfire? Can a grown man that looks like so many different things even be President? Is he a dangerous shapeshifter? That's for you to decide.

These are all of the things that people have said Ted Cruz looks like, ranked. What do you think Ted Cruz looks like?
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Grandpa Munster

Grandpa Munster is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked
Photo: via cannotunsee
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This Maury Talk Show Guest

This Maury Talk Show Guest is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked
Photo: via reddit
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A Blobfish

A Blobfish is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked
Photo: via E!
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Snot Boy

Snot Boy is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked
Photo: @melindaaa_l/Twitter
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