17 Text Message Comebacks So Perfect That We Had To Share

March 9, 2022 1k votes 181 voters

Voting Rules

Vote up the best text message comebacks.

With the back and forth nature, texting is designed for the perfect comeback. Here's some of the best texting disses we found, courtesy of r/clevercomebacks.

1. A Classic
Photo: u/lxca34/ / Reddit
104 votes
2. I'd Like To Try Those
Photo: u/binstedk/ / Reddit
124 votes
3. How To Deal With Someone Like This
Photo: u/cumdaddy01/ / Reddit
118 votes
4. When You Get A Lowball Offer
Photo: u/MoeHockey24/ / Reddit
117 votes
5. This One Hurt
Photo: u/IsMathScience_/ / Reddit
122 votes
6. Right Back At Ya
Photo: u/ZenyatasBalls96/ / Reddit
94 votes

1. A Classic

2. I'd Like To Try Those

3. How To Deal With Someone Like This

4. When You Get A Lowball Offer

5. This One Hurt

6. Right Back At Ya