Exes make all sorts of ballsy moves, but nothing gets brasher than asking your former significant other for nudes. Just as you've begun putting your troubles behind you, your ex requests a naked picture from you as if you hadn't already made yourself clear. Regardless of why it ended, your relationship is over, and your ex texting you for nudes is on par with Isaiah Washington asking for his job back on Grey's Anatomy. Like "fetch," it's not just not going to happen; it's never going to happen. As annoying as texts asking exes for nudes may be, the more the texts keep flowing, the more material you have to mock them with.