VOTE 29 Hilarious Texts from Grammar Nazis  

Ashley Reign
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Text message grammar nazis - everyone knows them. Those kids who sat straight-backed and at attention throughout every single second of English class as the rest of the kids doodled or passed grammatically incorrect notes. It’s quite possible that at the time, you may have even felt secure in the odds that no one would ever really notice if at some point in your grammatical future you accidentally made the wrong selection when faced with a choice between words such as “its” and “it’s” or “your” and “you’re.” “No big deal,” you probably thought, “who really cares?” Well friends, unfortunately school is out, grammar nazi training is over, and these language sticklers here to tell you exactly who cares via this series of commandeered grammar texts.

Hide your text speak, hide your incorrectly used abbreviations, because no stray comma or pop lingo spellings are safe from the reach of grammar nazi’s ruthlessly correction-mongering reach. Here you’ll find a series of screenshots which demonstrate firsthand the interactions between bad grammar texts and the grammar nazis who were waiting to intercept them. As you’ll see throughout the following exhibits, many times having your grammar corrected in texts is just plain annoying. On the other hand however, you’ll also observe a few rare instances in which the grammar nazi does indeed prove his worth in society as he swoops in to save the English language from those would attempt to take grammatical liberties too far.

So take a look and judge for yourself. In which of the following instances were these grammar nazis justified in shutting down a drunk dialing texter and in which do they simply appear to have way too much time on their hands?
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Drunkass - Always a Good Second Language to Have in Your Pocket


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There Are Just Some Battles You'RE Never Gonna Win


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Best Wrong Number Reply Ever


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One Can Only Take So Much


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