Unless, you're super desperate, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head, or your DM.
After a thirsty bachelor descended upon an unsuspecting woman, she gave him her brother's number, who responded to the creep's texts with Hannibal Lecter quotes. As it turns out, passing off Hannibal Lecter quotes as text messages is the most morbidly fun way to reject booty calls, and makes you seem sophisticated, yet sinister at the same time.
The brother's responses are carried out with calculated hilarity; he's clearly a bit deranged, but also quite obviously having a good time. Unfortunately for the creep (but luckily for the internet) he repeatedly fails to grasp that he's actually on the receiving end of a rather clever text prank. However, his misreading of his initial encounter with the woman at the bar makes his falling for text messages from Hannibal Lecter a bit more understandable.
For whatever reason, this bar-hopper felt enough of a connection with Hannibal Lecter to text him for nearly three hours. Maybe the dude is into mind games, or perhaps he just places great value on witty banter. Regardless, he needs to learn to pick up on context clues, before he becomes a dish best accompanied by fava beans.