The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Voting Rules
Vote up any good, clean joke about Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is that lovely time of the year when families get together and eat an amount of food that can only be measured in miles, weight just won’t do. Spending a long weekend stuffed into knit sweaters with your family can be stressful, and it can be a little warm, so why not break the tension with a few funny Thanksgiving jokes?! From wacky pilgrims to turkeys who play in rock bands, the jokes on this list cover all the best parts of Thanksgiving,
Vote on the funniest Thanksgiving themed joke and push your favorites to the top!
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- 1
Why Did The Pilgrims Want To Sail To America In The Spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
- 2
Why'd They Let The Turkey Join The Band?
Because he had the drumsticks
- 3
What Did The Baby Corn Say To The Momma Corn?
Where's popcorn? - 4
Why Can't You Bring A Turkey To Church?
They use FOWL language.
- 5
Why Did The Police Arrest The Turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
- 6
What Do You Get When You Cross A Turkey With A Ghost?
A poultrygeist!
