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The Best Thanksgiving Jokes

Updated November 6, 2017 332 votes 145 voters 2.7k views13 items

List RulesVote up any good, clean joke about Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is that lovely time of the year when families get together and eat an amount of food that can only be measured in miles, weight just won’t do. Spending a long weekend stuffed into knit sweaters with your family can be stressful, and it can be a little warm, so why not break the tension with a few funny Thanksgiving jokes?! From wacky pilgrims to turkeys who play in rock bands, the jokes on this list cover all the best parts of Thanksgiving, 


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    What Did The Baby Corn Say To  is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    What Did The Baby Corn Say To The Momma Corn?

    Where's popcorn? 
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    Why Can't You Bring A Turkey T is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Why Can't You Bring A Turkey To Church?

    They use FOWL language. 

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    What Kind Of Music Did The Pil is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    What Kind Of Music Did The Pilgrims Like?

    Plymouth Rock 

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    Why Did The Pilgrims Want To S is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Why Did The Pilgrims Want To Sail To America In The Spring?

    Because April showers bring Mayflowers! 

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    If April Showers Bring May Flo is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?

    Pilgrims
     
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    Why'd They Let The Turkey Join is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Why'd They Let The Turkey Join The Band?

    Because he had the drumsticks 

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    Why Was The Thanksgiving Soup  is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Why Was The Thanksgiving Soup So Expensive?

    It had 24 carrots. 

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    Why Do Pilgrims Pants Keep Fal is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Why Do Pilgrims Pants Keep Falling Down?

    Because their belt buckles are on their hats! 

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    What Kind Of Tan Did The Pilgr is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    What Kind Of Tan Did The Pilgrims Get At The Beach?

    A Puritan
     
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    Why Did The Police Arrest The  is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Why Did The Police Arrest The Turkey?

    They suspected it of fowl play 

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    What Do You Get When You Cross is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    What Do You Get When You Cross A Turkey With A Ghost?

    A poultrygeist! 

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    Which Side Of The Turkey Has T is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    Which Side Of The Turkey Has The Most Feathers?

    The outside
     
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    What Does Dracula Call Thanksg is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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    What Does Dracula Call Thanksgiving?

    Fangs-giving
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