Jokes The Best Thanksgiving Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any good, clean joke about Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is that lovely time of the year when families get together and eat an amount of food that can only be measured in miles, weight just won’t do. Spending a long weekend stuffed into knit sweaters with your family can be stressful, and it can be a little warm, so why not break the tension with a few funny Thanksgiving jokes?! From wacky pilgrims to turkeys who play in rock bands, the jokes on this list cover all the best parts of Thanksgiving, 


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What Kind Of Music Did The Pil... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
What Kind Of Music Did The Pilgrims Like?

Plymouth Rock 

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If April Showers Bring May Flo... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims
 

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Why Can't You Bring A Turkey T... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Why Can't You Bring A Turkey To Church?

They use FOWL language. 

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Why Did The Pilgrims Want To S... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Why Did The Pilgrims Want To Sail To America In The Spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers! 

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Why Do Pilgrims Pants Keep Fal... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Why Do Pilgrims Pants Keep Falling Down?

Because their belt buckles are on their hats! 

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What Did The Baby Corn Say To ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
What Did The Baby Corn Say To The Momma Corn? Where's popcorn? 

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Why Was The Thanksgiving Soup ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Why Was The Thanksgiving Soup So Expensive?

It had 24 carrots. 

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Why Did The Police Arrest The ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Why Did The Police Arrest The Turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play 

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Why'd They Let The Turkey Join... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Why'd They Let The Turkey Join The Band?

Because he had the drumsticks 

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Which Side Of The Turkey Has T... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Which Side Of The Turkey Has The Most Feathers? The outside
 

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What Kind Of Tan Did The Pilgr... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
What Kind Of Tan Did The Pilgrims Get At The Beach? A Puritan
 

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross A Turkey With A Ghost?

A poultrygeist! 

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What Does Dracula Call Thanksg... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
What Does Dracula Call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving