List Rules Vote up any good, clean joke about Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is that lovely time of the year when families get together and eat an amount of food that can only be measured in miles, weight just won’t do. Spending a long weekend stuffed into knit sweaters with your family can be stressful, and it can be a little warm, so why not break the tension with a few funny Thanksgiving jokes?! From wacky pilgrims to turkeys who play in rock bands, the jokes on this list cover all the best parts of Thanksgiving,
Vote on the funniest Thanksgiving themed joke and push your favorites to the top!
What Kind Of Music Did The Pilgrims Like? Plymouth Rock
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims
Why Did The Pilgrims Want To Sail To America In The Spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Why Can't You Bring A Turkey To Church? They use FOWL language.
Why Was The Thanksgiving Soup So Expensive? It had 24 carrots.
Why Do Pilgrims Pants Keep Falling Down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
What Did The Baby Corn Say To The Momma Corn? Where's popcorn?
Why'd They Let The Turkey Join The Band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why Did The Police Arrest The Turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What Does Dracula Call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving
Which Side Of The Turkey Has The Most Feathers? The outside
What Kind Of Tan Did The Pilgrims Get At The Beach? A Puritan
What Do You Get When You Cross A Turkey With A Ghost? A poultrygeist!