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The Best Thanksgiving Jokes

List RulesVote up any good, clean joke about Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is that lovely time of the year when families get together and eat an amount of food that can only be measured in miles, weight just won’t do. Spending a long weekend stuffed into knit sweaters with your family can be stressful, and it can be a little warm, so why not break the tension with a few funny Thanksgiving jokes?! From wacky pilgrims to turkeys who play in rock bands, the jokes on this list cover all the best parts of Thanksgiving, 


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    What Did The Baby Corn Say To The Momma Corn?

    Where's popcorn? 
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    Why Did The Pilgrims Want To Sail To America In The Spring?

    Because April showers bring Mayflowers! 

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    Why Can't You Bring A Turkey To Church?

    They use FOWL language. 

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    Why Do Pilgrims Pants Keep Falling Down?

    Because their belt buckles are on their hats! 

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    Why'd They Let The Turkey Join The Band?

    Because he had the drumsticks 

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    What Kind Of Music Did The Pilgrims Like?

    Plymouth Rock 

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    If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?

    Pilgrims
     
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    Which Side Of The Turkey Has The Most Feathers?

    The outside
     
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    Why Did The Police Arrest The Turkey?

    They suspected it of fowl play 

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    Why Was The Thanksgiving Soup So Expensive?

    It had 24 carrots. 

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    What Kind Of Tan Did The Pilgrims Get At The Beach?

    A Puritan
     
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    What Do You Get When You Cross A Turkey With A Ghost?

    A poultrygeist! 

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    What Does Dracula Call Thanksgiving?

    Fangs-giving