That's My Boy Movie Quotes 

Movie and TV Quotes
Updated June 8, 2017 151 votes 93 voters 61k views 8 items

'That's My Boy' movie quotes are the best, most hilarious lines from this 2012 comedy movie starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg as father and son, Donny and Todd. Yes, that's right: In 'That's My Boy,' Sandler plays Samberg's dad. 'That's My Boy' also stars Leighton Meester, Vanilla Ice, Will Forte, Nick Swardson and James Caan. If that isn't a bizarre lineup, what is? Anyway, be sure to vote for what you think are the best quotes from 'That's My Boy' here, and add any great quotes that you think are missing from the list.

In 'That's My Boy,' Adam Sandler is Donny Berger. When Donny was a teen, he fathered a child with his teacher. The teacher, of course, went to jail, leaving Donny to raise the child (which he named Han Solo Berger) alone. Donny raised Han Solo (Andy Samberg) until he graduated from high school, and then, he kind of dropped out of sight. Han Solo, not surprisingly, changed his name to Todd Peterson. Todd is now living a great life -- he's got a great job and a great fiance. The night before Todd's wedding, Donny makes a surprise visit, and things kind of go downhill from there. Quickly.

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Drove Like a Champ
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Todd: "Do you know what I remember? Me having to drive you home from the beach that time because you were too drunk."
Donny: "Somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home!"
Todd: "I was eight!"
Donny: "You f**king drove like a champ, too."

Who let's his eight year old kid drive his drunk a** home? Donny, that's who. At least they made it home safely, but this is further proof that Donny had absolutely no parenting skills whatsoever.
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What Is This?
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Donny (takes a sip of a drink offered at Todd's bachelor party, spits it out): "Pffffff! What the f**k is this?!"
Spa worker: "It's water infused with cucumber, rose petal and harvest sandalwood."
Donny: "Tastes like f**king d**k infused with balls."

Todd decides to bring Donny along for his bachelor party -- at a spa. Really? Donny takes one sip of the fruity, herbal "shot" and immediately realizes that his kid needs a real bachelor party, pronto.
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Cake and Lollipops for Breakfast
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Todd: "You were basically the worst parent ever!"
Donny: "I was awesome!"
Todd: "You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!"
Donny: "That's what you asked for!"
Todd: "You're supposed to say no!"

Todd has a point: Donny was a terrible parent, and not just because he thought breakfast consisted of sweets. He set absolutely no limits for Todd (and the now-grown kid is still dealing with the repercussions).
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New Kids on the Block Tattoo
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Donny: "You wear a bathing suit in the shower?"
Todd: "I can't even take my shirt off in front of other people."
Donny: "What did I do this time?"
Todd: "Let me jog your memory." (removes his shirt, revealing a huge NKOTB tattoo) "
Donny: "Haaaaaaa New Kids on the Block! Their heads are all warped!"
Todd: "Yeah, that's because I got it in third grade -- my body grew! (Donny keeps laughing) "You suck."

If ever there was a shining example of bad parenting, this is it: When Todd was a child (named Han Solo, no less), Donny thought it would be hilarious to give him a New Kids on the Block tattoo. Todd's right: Donny sucks.
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