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'That's My Boy' movie quotes are the best, most hilarious lines from this 2012 comedy movie starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg as father and son, Donny and Todd. Yes, that's right: In 'That's My Boy,' Sandler plays Samberg's dad. 'That's My Boy' also stars Leighton Meester, Vanilla Ice, Will Forte, Nick Swardson and James Caan. If that isn't a bizarre lineup, what is? Anyway, be sure to vote for what you think are the best quotes from 'That's My Boy' here, and add any great quotes that you think are missing from the list.

In 'That's My Boy,' Adam Sandler is Donny Berger. When Donny was a teen, he fathered a child with his teacher. The teacher, of course, went to jail, leaving Donny to raise the child (which he named Han Solo Berger) alone. Donny raised Han Solo (Andy Samberg) until he graduated from high school, and then, he kind of dropped out of sight. Han Solo, not surprisingly, changed his name to Todd Peterson. Todd is now living a great life -- he's got a great job and a great fiance. The night before Todd's wedding, Donny makes a surprise visit, and things kind of go downhill from there. Quickly.

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Drove Like a Champ

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Todd: "Do you know what I remember? Me having to drive you home from the beach that time because you were too drunk."
Donny: "Somebody's hammered, they have another guy drive home!"
Todd: "I was eight!"
Donny: "You f**king drove like a champ, too."

Who let's his eight year old kid drive his drunk a** home? Donny, that's who. At least they made it home safely, but this is further proof that Donny had absolutely no parenting skills whatsoever.
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The IRS is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list That's My Boy Movie Quotes
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Donny: "So what did the IRS say?"
Jim Nance: "Three years in prison. You haven't paid taxes since '94 Donny!"
Donny: "What are we talking about, fifty, sixty bucks?"
Jim Nance: "$43 thousand."
Donny: "F**k, no!!!"

Donny's in huge trouble now and yes, that is New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan playing Jim Nance and delivering the bad news: The IRS wants money, and a lot of it, from Donny. If he doesn't pay up, he's going to jail.
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What Is This?

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Donny (takes a sip of a drink offered at Todd's bachelor party, spits it out): "Pffffff! What the f**k is this?!"
Spa worker: "It's water infused with cucumber, rose petal and harvest sandalwood."
Donny: "Tastes like f**king d**k infused with balls."

Todd decides to bring Donny along for his bachelor party -- at a spa. Really? Donny takes one sip of the fruity, herbal "shot" and immediately realizes that his kid needs a real bachelor party, pronto.
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Christina: "Todd, your old man is here?"
Donny: "WASSUP!"
Todd: "Donny, uh what are you doing here?"
Donny: "What type of guy would miss his son's wedding?"

Uptight Christina (Leighton Meester) has the unfortunate experience of meeting Todd's father, Donny, first. Donny sure does know how to light up a room, doesn't he?
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