Humor The 10 Commandments of the Urinal
Thou Shall Not Bring Women
There is a thin line between the "Heman Woman Haters Club" and the Men's Room
As men we only have so many places we can run to, to get away from our women. Don't be that guy who brings his girl over on poker night. And DON'T be that guy who is gettin' stank on his hang low in the stall.
Plus smelling another man's s**t isn't a turn on for anybody.
Thou Shall Use Borders
Urinals with walls are a man's best friend. But no half inch piece of fake wood is going to replace a real wall so choose a urinal on the end.
Like the test dividers in elementary school were protecting your test answers these dividers are protecting your pecker!
Use them strategically.
Thou Shall Not Pull Down Pants To Piss
USE THE ZIPPER LUKE
and only the zipper.
Your pants have them for a reason. Nobody...NOBODY needs to see your ass while you piss.
I see your ass while your standing there holdin' your dick and I'm going to kick you into the urinal.
Why?
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!
Thou Shall Not Speak
Samuel L. Jackson said it best in Pulp Fiction,
"SHUT THE F**K UP"
You do not talk to a man with your dick in your hand.
Nor
Do you talk to a man with his dick in his hand.