What are the best police arrest videos involving DUI? These are the top 10 funniest DUI arrest you'll ever see. It's crazy to think that these individuals thought they were okay to drive, be it a car, horse, or... lawnmower?
With people like this on the road, having the best car insurance available and buying the safest SUV possible because you don't want to end up like the victims in this worst car crash videos list. PLEASE drink responsibly.
Don't Drink the Breathalizer
Pssst...! Hey, you! Do you want to know how to beat a Breathalizer test?
Step One: Hold the Breathalizer in your hands.
Step Two: DON'T TRY TO DRINK THE BREATHILIZER LIKE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. (It doesn't work out too well for this adorable old guy.)
Drunk On a Lawnmower Part 1
This clip gets rolling at 01:22 when the cop finally confronts the drunk lawnmower driver. Why was he driving drunk on a lawnmower?
Well, there are two reasons actually:
1. His truck broke down so he's been driving a lawnmower for two weeks.
2. His wife said she'd "stab [him] in the face if [he] didn't get more beer."
What Mothaf*ckin' Breath Test?!
Oh where to begin here... First, let's begin by saying that the man being arrested here rivals Samuel L. Jackson in his poetically awesome use of the word "m**********r." It's not every day you meet somebody whose entire life was scripted by Quentin Tarantino.Second, let us just highlight the classic moments to watch out for:
01:27 when he details the relationship between the cameraman and the female officer...
01:46 when he unleashes a string of jibberish only to immediately shut up...
02:45 when he tells the officer that he'll close his eyes for a physical test only if she closes hers...
03:22 when he refuses the test...
03:50 when he takes the mic thinking he must be on Maury...
04:40 when the arresting officer tries to explain that his refusal to cooperate will result in his license being suspended.
My Nuts Itch!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got handcuffed, but you had a terrible itch? As in a horrible, unbelievable, and unavoidable itch? Especially in the region of your crotch? What would you do? Say what you will about this poor sap, but he made a decision... to gyrate like an idiot and ask police officers if they would give his junk a solid scratch for him.
00:26 The drunk guy really starts dancing. Not even the officer reading him his rights can keep from laughing.1:04 The cops refuse... "due to [his] combative nature" to scratch his nuts for him. So, if he weren't being so difficult, they probably would have given his groin a solid scraping for him.