Offbeat The Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos  

Ian Tindell
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The sad reality of today's world is that mainstream culture is now filled with images of physical intimacy and intercourse, allowing kids to see and learn about these mature subjects at a much younger age. We've come a long way from the dated beliefs about intercourse and the reproductive system, some of which are pretty outrageous. 

Here are the most bizarre moments in sex education videos from a time when adults had nothing better to do than carry around diagrams of the human body and invade the personal boundaries of children.

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The Intro to Your Parents' Sex Advice Videos *Shiver*

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This clip is terrifying for a few reasons:

1. These are the VHS videos that we would find in our parents' cabinets while spying around looking for...who knows what. 

2. This seems to be the intro of a video for adults who've never touched other adults.

3. The music. This is the type of music you'd find at a planetarium where the seats move.

 

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You're the Guy Who Said Gonorrhea Was No Worse Than A Cold

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The video is only about 30 seconds long and features the angriest doctor anyone has ever seen taking the teaching approach of yelling at kids for contracting STDs.

We're not even sure that the doctor provided these kids with any treatment, but we're pretty sure they all got a prescription for wise cracks.

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How Does It Get Hard?

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In this clip, a young boy is taught about the physiological processes that lead to male arousal by a much older man. What makes this bit worse is the scuzzy couch they sit on together in what looks like the older man's basement.

The cringe-worthiness is accentuated by the graphic diagrams of male arousal and how often the man asks the boy if he experiences such stimulation.

Shake it off! Shake it off! Next...

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I Had A Wet Dream Last Night

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Though it's worth watching the entire video, the strangest part occurs after the 3:45 mark as these young boys awkwardly recite dialogue that their parents probably haven't yet explained to them in real life. 

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