politics & history The Craziest Unexpected Sex-Related Deaths in History  

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All of the people on this list had sex-related deaths, either dying during sex or because of it in some way. People can get pretty freaky while making whoopee, but it's amazing that they can so far as to die while in the process of said freakiness. But if those people weren't doing all that weird stuff, we wouldn't have this awesome list, amirite?

For example, a woman with 40 LL sized tatas almost (accidentally) killed her husband during sex (using her tatas). In light of this (the husband is fine), we've found the most notable examples of people unexpectedly dying during sex or because of it in some way, shape, or form. The first two are Popes (condensed into one item for your convenience)!
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Julio Macias Gonzalez


Julio Macias Gonzalez is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest Unexpected Sex-Related Deaths in History
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In July 2016, 17-year-old Julio Macias Gonzalez died of apparent complications from a hickey in the Iztapalapa borough of Mexico City. Gonzalez had convulsions while eating dinner with his family, and was pronounced dead by paramedics who arrived on the scene. 

Doctors were perplexed by the young man's death until finding a massive hickey gifted to Gonzalez by Iris, his 24-year-old girlfriend. The theory is, the suck-wound created a blood clot, which induced the stroke. Gonzalez's family told local media they didn't approve of their son's relationship with the older woman, who literally sucked the life out of him. Since Julio's death, Iris has gone into hiding. 

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The Pope(s)


The Pope(s) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest Unexpected Sex-Related Deaths in History
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Not one, but TWO Popes have died in delicato flagranto morto (Latin for "caught dead with your pants down"). We didn't want to cheat you into a redundant list, so we've condensed all the sex-related deaths died by a Pope into one item!

1. Pope John XII (955-64) was getting his nub rubbed when an irate husband murdered him out of jealousy.

2. Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy. The Pope had it hard back then, not having the resources to delegate his work out to lower Priests. Too soon?

These two popes paved the way for two other casanovas of the same names who would eventually join a rock 'n' roll supergroup and revolutionize music as we know it.

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Felix Faure


Felix Faure is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest Unexpected Sex-Related Deaths in History
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French President Felix Faure went down while getting his twig and berries harvested. While the official cause of death was "a stroke," the actual cause of death was a little more juicy (please God, no pun intended).

Faure suddenly died from apoplexy when engaging in extramarital sexual activities with his young office assistant.

The poor lady is said to have gotten so scared over the event that she got lockjaw and had to be removed from the president's member via crowbar/surgery.

Clinton doesn't know how good he had it.

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Attila The Hun


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With seven wives quite literally under his belt, it should come as no surprise that Attila the Hun liked it a bit rough.

"The Hunster", as he was known by his close bros, retired after a night of tiresome raping and pillaging only to have it dished back to him by his equally well-built and roughplay-loving lovepartner.

He was found dead from a palm-to-nose job. That's right, she probably punched him in the face. He suffered from a severe nosebleed from this brutal hit he took and then choked to death.

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