Causes Of Death The 20 Craziest Pervert Deaths of All Time  

Greg Stopera
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Hey, orgasms are great. But some people will literally do anything for a great orgasm, including dying for it.

From misguided yet explorative sexual experiences gone wrong, to people who really had kind of a huge problem, here are the greatest (by which I mean "most interesting") stories about people dying while doing some really weird, horrendous or terrible, "perverted" sex acts.

Kids, don't try these at home lest you may end up like one of these unfortunate people. 
Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to Having Sex with a Dog

One day, a woman decided to join a beastiality chatroom, like ya do, and in doing so met a German man with a German Shepherd dog, who were both very enthusiastic about having sex with the 43-year-old mother of three.

So, you know, if you're looking to join a beastiality community, that's what you want. Mission accomplished.

After they met up, the faithful, obedient, enthusiastic dog ejaculated in her, like people do during sex. This particular part of the act, though, didn't sit too well with the lady's immune system because it turns out, she was allergic to the dog semen. Who knew? It's not like they test for that.

Kind of a crappy way to find out you're allergic to dog semen, though. That's like going on a Cheese-of-the-Month weekend retreat with a group of friends and then finding out you're lactose intolerant. Bummer, man.

Anyway, the semen killed her after she went into anaphylactic shock.

Security Guard Dies While Masturbating at Work in a Wet Suit, Gasmask

Ralph Santiago, a 31-year-old man who was working his first day as a security guard died on the job. No, he wasn't protecting the order of the general vicinity, like he was hired to do, he was doing what most rational people do on their first day at any job: masterbate while wearing a gas mask, wet suit, and wellington boots while inhaling poppers in both the women's and men's bathroom. On his first day of work. His first day of work.

An important thing to ask yourself: how many people do this, don't die, and get away with it?

An important quote from his wife: he was "prone to dressing up" and "he had fetish."

This man died a true hero to anyone who wants to give a big "f*ck you" to "the man." He will be remembered fondly.

British Nanny Masturbates to Death

A really attractive 30-year-old British woman named Nicola Paginton was found dead in her home after missing a few days of work. Her boss and friends broke into her home to find her bottom half naked, with a sex toy beside her and porn playing on her laptop.

Now, like most reasonable men, I have an agreement with my two closest friends about a situation exactly like this. If they find me dead somewhere, it is their job, as men, to pull my pants back up, delete my Internet history, and hide all the weird ball-gags and crayons I keep around "for fun." 

Sadly for her, most women don't have friends that will do this for her.

The cause of death was confirmed to have been fatal cardiac arrhythmia, or just an irregular heartbeat. Her state of absolute arousal was so intense, that it clashed with what was going on in her heart (as porn often does) and killed her dead.

She was a nanny.

Reverend Dies Due to Rubber Fetish Complications

Because of course a reverend did this. An Alabama minister died in October of 2010 hogtied (yes, "hogtied") and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves (diving gloves! this sets him apart from that security guard), slippers (because you wouldn't want to walk around barefoot), and of course, a head mask.

All in the name of autoerotic asphyxiation.