Halloween at Dennys: The Costume Throwdown, Preschool Edition
Pretty much everyone has seen two douchebags like these fighting, but to see a group of little girls in hilarious costumes throwing stuff at each other is a rare sight that will inspire amazing stories for the rest of your life. Luckily, someone here had a camera phone to cover the event.
Basically, all these little kids got together at an East Oakland Dennys and decided to slap the living hell out of each other... with their meals.
The sound quality in the video isn't great, because what ghetto camera phone's is, but the children seem to be yelling at each other about who has a better Halloween costume, or whose mother is more overweight.
There's a girl in a candy corn costume that decides to wreak hell over a girl in a ladybug costume. These two, as far as I'm concerned, are the stars of this wonderful, miraculously ghetto video. The amazingness that is their lack of self-control and poor threshold for anger management is what fuels this video where these kids really do TRASH the hell out of this Dennys.Every single person in the video manages to throw a chair at the wall or across the room. Something I think we can all learn from this video, as well as from most of these videos, is that food doesn't hurt anyone and that, most importantly, chair throwing should be left to the professionals on Jerry Springer. It's pretty difficult when you actually try it.
Fox News Crew is Attacked Outside an IHOP
This is absolutely awesome, and you know what, at least a little bit justified. A group of local mourners of a memorial right outside of an IHOP decide that the Fox News news crew stationed there doesn't belong, so they begin to attack them until they leave. They don't want this national news to be covering their friend's death and like with all IHOP fight videos it gets ugly -- only this time it's shot (while in grave danger) by a professional.
Somewhere around the beginning one of the women yells to the reporter and his camera woman to "go j*****f." Well, at least this mob is original: I haven't heard someone tell someone else to "go m********e!" used effectively an argument before.After a while, not only does the Fox camerawoman drop her camera due to being overwhelmed by a crowd (pfft, amateur) but she manages to get in a few shots after being knocked into the grass (pfft, professional).
"I OWN THIS B*TCH!!"
First of all, the fight seems to start when one patron yells " I OWN THIS B*TCH!!" and another patron gets angry and punches that fool in the face.
Cause what better better response is there to that sentence? You, at that point, pretty much need to be shown that you do not, in fact, "own" that respective female.
It only gets worse as a boob-clad girl runs the f*ck away from all the drama in her black jumpsuit and high heels.
Additionally, worldstarhiphop.com is plastered across the screen, announcing its ownership of this classy footage, cause who doesn't want to brand something like this?
At 00:27, those fateful words are uttered by the dude in the sports gear and the guy who's literally 2 heads taller than him pushes him, head first, into the nearest booth. You hear his head hit the wooden (or "painful") part of the booth before he immediately gets back up and all hell breaks loose.This is definitely the greatest beginning of one of these brawls (as we usually come in mid-brawl) and it definitely gets bananas. BANANAS.
Four Guido-Like Chicks Get Down at a Dennys
In the video that gives us arguably the most epic whale tail (no weight jokes intended... wait... no... weight joke intended) on this entire list, four white chicks start to get all Jersey Shore on each other and then things seem to calm down.
Little did the camera man know, though, (and this would be a fatal mistake if he worked for MTV, this calm when it comes to girls like this is only the calm before the storm. It's a crouching move before the tiger goes in for the kill. The person stops filming, then we're dropped into the middle of the fight later on, once the main (kind of attractive) girl decides to go nuts and gets taken down by everyone else, exposing the whale tail that makes the entire video worth it.
Not only do you not want to be caught fighting like this on video on the internet in general, but you REALLY don't want to be caught doing it while your pants are falling down around your knees. It'd be almost sad if it wasn't so funny.